Student Jokes
Mr.Dan! Mr.Dan! (DH)
Kwishy (SL)
MINESWEEPER! (RM)
Impervious (RM)
Pecan (pee-kin) (RM)
Keanu Reeves (JK)
This is QUALITY meat! (StS)
A Letter to Boo (StS)
(after a cough) Uh! CHunky! (DF)
pekudai! (StS way to many times)
Schisza! (RM)
Smokey the Bear (MK)
Lifje! (RM)
Shmooz (RM)
Teacher Jokes
"Merry, Mary, or Marry?" (SB)
soncatoa (SB)
"crunch" (SB)
you are all DUMB! (SB)
Abs Babs and Cabs (SB)
*8 ounces in a cup...* (GL)
Rhizopoda! (GL)
FloJo (GL)
Hello! Are you all in a good mood today? Good! CUZ THATS ABOUT TO CHANGE! (LS lol)
Cheif! (SL)
The CANES! (SL)
Allo! (SL)
Goliah was very big man! (JF)
You put the quarter... (JF)
Beeg flashing mercedes! (JF)
Shalom Chaverim (PG)
SHUSHINE! (PG)
I'll hang him from the chandelier! (PG)
Wassat?! (BP) (camping trip...)
BG! [accent on "g"] (CW)
Would YOU like to be in a U-Boat? (CW)
Meedle-term test (ID)
Avidence (ID)
Moderen (ID)
Doocoomentary (ID)
Detel (ID) ["detail"]
What in hell so funny!?! (ID)
Very Sad Moment (ID)
Doobi ochel et ha Matzah CD! (ID)
Smoosh (ID)
Today! Tech-no-lo-gy...very moderen! (ID)
*Abah koreh..* (LT)
*Shabbat BaBoker!* (LT)
*Adon Balon!* (LT)
Hi Dev! (LT)
Famous Quotes
"Mrs. Berger does that mean I'm gonna get a bad grade?" (JK)
"Eh..." (SB)
"People WILL MISS THIS on the test!" (GL)
"EXODUSTERS!"
"I can see you shop at Target."
"I - SHUT THE DOOR! Where was I? Oh yes. THEN I ATE THE BABY!"
"YELLOW YELLOW GREEN!"
"Erase him!"
"Can I please have the French Silk please?"
"Hello. Can I take you pict-" "NO!"
"Is Mista Long there?" - Mrs Craddik
"Laurance! I need a docking station!" - Mr. Hart
[bing!][groan] - baseball guy
Berberbereberberber - John Kerry
Koob
Wrinkly as a prune
Cucumber
blanko!
Light Boy!
Toirah
Comes out both ends
They meet in a dark room
The Wave
BK
myrrh
spikemard
frankinscence
Egg, Meat, and Cheese...
Masta of Litacha
Tarpon
5th disease
blues clues
watermelon kippa
colon
kmart