"Alaska,"Bill replied.
"Yes, Siam," she said.
"All right. I'll Fiji," Bill promised.
"Oh, don't Russia self," Jimmy told Bill.
"Yeah, but what if she Wales?" Bill said.
"Give her a Canada Chile," Jimy suggested.
"I'd rather have Turkey." she said.
So they had Turkey without any Greece.
When the waiter brought the check, Jimmy said,"Look and see how much Egypt you."
The waiter overheard and said, "Oman! You are Ghana need Togo out or Albania from this Russia-rant."
Joe: "Oh boy! Sure!"
Bob: "Wait a minute! I'll catch one for you!"
Explorer #2: "That's nothing! Where we were, the words came out of our mouths in peices of ice and we had to fry them to find out what we were talking about!"
"Doctor," said the player anxiously,"when my hand heals, will I be able to play the piano?"
"Certainly you will," promised the doctor.
"You're a wonderful doctor," said the happy football player. "I've never could play the piano before!"