MAN LAW
90) Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn�t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or a ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it. 91) If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved. 92) No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. 93) Women can't drive. 94) In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10. 95) If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not. 96) Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support 97) A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war. 98) All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room. 99) Sex is more important then talking 100) No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm. 101) Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking. 102) No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat 103) Men are required to regulate and educate other men in Man Law 104) No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand." 105) No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not. 106) The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza. 107) If you spill a man�s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup. 108) Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don�t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review. 109) Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped. 110) It is never a man�s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be stacked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor�s lawn. 111) A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer. 112) It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway. 113) The bachelor�s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).
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