The Life of the Wife - preformed by Stewie and Eliza in One By Clam, Two By Sea.

Eliza: The life of the wife is ending by the knife.

Stewie: I think she's got it. I think she's got it.

Eliza: The life of the wife is ending by the knife.

Stewie: By George she's got it. By George she's got it. Now, what ends her wretched life?

Eliza: The knife, the knife

Stewie: And where's that bloody knife?

Eliza: In the wife, in the wife.

Both: The life of the wife is ending by the knife.

Stewie: Bravo Eliza!

Both: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.