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Can't Touch Me

Peter: Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me. (tune of "U Can't Touch This" by Mc Hammer) Can't touch me. Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju like the bad guy from Lethal Weapons 2. I've got diplomatic immunity so Hammer, you can't sue. I can wirte graffiti, even jaywalk in the street. I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister's teat. Can't touch me. Can't touch me.
Mayor Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me
Cleveland: I believe that's called the "Worm."
Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt. Light and fire and pee it out. Don't like that, kiss my rump. Just for a minute lets all to the bump. :People do the bump: Can't touch me. Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump. Can't touch me. :More People do the bump, Weed does it the other way: I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot. Don't care if you're handicapped. I'll still park in your spot. I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bamboy. It's Peter, go Peter, up Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way, can't touch me... :shows long shot of angry people staring at Peter. He turns towards a blonde women in a blue dress: Except you. You can touch me.













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