| PLEASE NOTE: Now That the musical backbone of the Lecherous Metro is consisting of: Litmus Lowery, Guitars; Jieter Reinhardt, Bass Guitar; and Kraus Hauptmann, Percussion & Flutes, we have decided to make seperate profile pages for each of them. Click on their respective names for a biography. However, when you come to see the Metro you just might catch a contribution by any number of these other fine folks. |
| COL. CORNISIUS BOREIALIS: |
| SAINT TOMCAT "Loverman" JONES: |
| SAINT VALENCIA GUILDERSLEEVE: |
| REV. GRACIOUS EXPLOITUS: |
| SISTER GERALDINE (SANCTIFIED W/SIGNS & WONDERS): |
| CRANBO GUNDERSENN: |
| STANISLAUS GREENSPLIEF: |
| CRANBO OLAF WODEN TOE: |
| VERN "AL" EQINOX: |
| Strange Honky par excellance and special consultant to Mr. Lowrey on all things that involve hair. Makes a many a strange contibutions to the music when near a microphone. |
| LOLA LOWREY: |
| Mr. Lowrey's beloved wife and visual artist extrordinarre. |
| MORGANA EVENSONG: |
| Mayor Lowrey's long lost cousin from the land |
| Our Recently appionted Pope and official |
| Sermonizer/Philosiphizer/World Dominizer/Low Frequency Generizer and ambassador to GOR-GY. Known for his trance like bass stylings and annual excathedera sermon to the Metro. |
| of Norden. Known and praised throughout the Metro for his very sensitve and "listening" drumming (paint cans sold seperatley). |
| Our official astronomer. Known for his well rounded |
| artistic endeavors and Pythagorean guitar playing. |
| Our one Man Tower of Power. Young |
| Stan is holding down the horn section all by himself and doing a damn fine job. Special applications include: Advanced knowledge in "Gravitational Studies", and percussion in the true strange honky tradition. |
| The most recent of the Cranbo's has |
| turned out to be a fine addition to the Metro. With wonderful potential as a drummer and then some. Our current instructor in the extreme sports department. |
| Latest official Immagrant to the Lecherous Metro. |
| Ms. Evensong came to us seeking to expand her already flowing creative potentials and posesses a natural abillity to soothe the soul with her voice, piano, and guitar stylings. |
| metro as a former disciple of Annonymoose and as our only citizen so far to be able to consistently keep a hold of the ELUSIVE straight-edge. If you're lucky enough to catch the metro with her on board, you're sure to enjoy her interstellar guitar dualing with Litmus an' em. |
| Linguist, Lyricist, and Minister of Propaganda. Oliver is our personal choice for spoken word weirdness, literary reference, and much needed mobillity and visual unpredictabillity whilst the rest of us are stuck behind our instruments. |
| Is well respected throughout the |
| OLIVER HAMISH MACGUINNESS: |
| Holds the titles of: Official |
| ANNONYMOOSE: |
| Is our Heretic in chief and resident guitar and recording Guru. |
| Mr. Moose did a wonderful job of teaching many of our citizens how to think for themselves and better grasp the concepts of the world while they were still very young and for his efforts is considered to be one of the elder statesman of the Lecherous Metro. Very adept at: acoustic, Electric, Violin, Bass, Keyboards, or anything he feels like picking up. |
| Has made many contributions |
| over the years to what has become the Lecherous Metro, and as such could be called many things. Matriarch, Road Manager, Espanol instructor, Conguero, and Juice Weasel to name just a few. When not entertaining the less musically inclined of the metro she sometimes finds the time to play some very tasteful percussion with us. |
| JOE "CICERO" STILETTO |
| Is the man who helps with the hype, |
| and helps hustling groupies, club owners, other bands etc. Also known for his abillities to help the metro kill time by warming up the show for us with his singing and guitar playing. |
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