"Come 'ere and look, Lance. Music video. O-Town. Lou's little buddies. Liquid Dreams. What ARE they?"
"O-Town? Hey, I saw that show a couple times. Lou hasn't changed a bit, he's still pretending that they're all a big happy family. I think that's why that one guy left."
"What guy left?"
"That guy with the cool name. He was kind of cute. He was from Hawaii or something. His real family didn't want him to be a part of Lou's, apparently. Or something. I could be wrong."
"Too bad they don't know they're getting sucked into his trap."
"We didn't either, Josh...Hey, that's the new guy!"
"Is that a lisp?"
"Maybe. I don't know, it kind of sounds like it. He says personality like 'perthonality' later in the song. But that doesn't mean he's got a lisp, maybe that's just the way it sounds. His name's Dan or something."
"How do you know?"
"........."
"Lanceeeee..."
"I saw it a couple times, okay? I told you, I watched the show when I didn't feel like going out on Friday nights. But I don't like it. It's stupid. It's giving us a bad name cause they were put together, so of course, everyone's gonna assume that we're fake and put together, and--"
"Shut up."
"Josh, don't kiss me, I'm ranting. Or trying to-- Ooh, that was nice...hey, stop it!"
"You're so cute when you're defending our honor."
"It's true though! That show-- Let me up! That show -- ugh, let me -- You know how I feel! You hate being called fake more than I do."
"True."
"Oooh, that's nice. But..."
"You're right about the show, though. I can't bring myself to believe they trust Lou like that. I mean, he almost killed you last year, and--"
"I was far from my deathbed, Josh. And...I guess...they don't really know any better, so they just...trust him. And I'm sure they know about our problems, but Lou's probably convinced them that we were in the wrong. They really seem to respect him and everything, and -- Ooh, that tickles..."
"Sorry babe. So what other pieces of valuable information did you pick up from watching that show? Whoops, sorry again."
"Hehe, stop it! Um, he...he's got a...he has a poster of us in his office, and that show was filmed after we left them, so that means--"
"What?"
"Ow!"
"Sorry. But he's got a POSTER of us? WHAT?! WHY?"
"Not so loud, Josh. I don't know, I guess he just wants a little reminder of what could've been, if he wasn't such an ass. I don't remember which one it was though, red, maybe? I think it might've looked like the cover of the book thing. Whatever reason, though--"
"I think he had a crush on you."
"Say what?"
"....."
"Josh, what'd you say? You shouldn't mumble."
"I said I think he had a crush on you. He would always talk about how much he liked your shirts or your hair or your--"
"I hated my hair. And I really hope you aren't jealous. Why you think I would even consider dating Roly Poly the greedy fat bastard is really beyond me."
"......"
"Oh, give me a break, Josh! Besides, why go with him when I have *NSYNC's sexiest member right here with me?"
"Stop itttt!"
"Uh-uh."
"Ungh...um, you never told me what you thought a liquid dream was."
"Huh? Random much?"
"No, that's what we were discussing. The song."
"They say 'damn' in that, don't they? Roly never let US say damn in a song. That's not fair. Damn."
"What? Oh, I guess they do."
"Yup, right in between 'and she's so fine' and 'designed to blow your mind.' Then they say that 'she's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen.' Freaks. Lou never let us sing about dominatrix supermodel beauty queens."
"Did you want to?"
"Nope, I've got my own queen right here."
"That sucked."
"Sorry."
"Oh, and then they sing about all these famous people they want to meet and shit, like Madonna, Janet, Jennifer..."
"Angelina Jolie's lips and kissing them under Cindy's beauty mark. Not to mention Tyra and Selma. So basically, they're talking about making this really pretty chick that's a mix of all these things from OTHER pretty chicks, and--"
"Having a DREAM! I get it now!"
"Enlighten me, Josh."
"See, it's a liquid dream, meaning they want the chick that's like, a manifesto of all these other good qualities, but it's liquid, so they can't grasp it, and--"
"Yeah, I suppose. But then again, it's a mix of all these pretty girls. Of course, that would probably make someone really beautiful. Therefore, they only dream about it, and the dream suddenly becomes liquid."
"Huh? That's what I said! The liquid--"
"So it could just be a wet dream."
"What?"
"Don't you like my explanation?"
"Kind of crude."
"It's true."
"Yeah, Lancey, you've got a point..."
"So, it's either the liquid they can't grasp, or the wet dream that's the meaning of the song."
"Wet dream sounds good."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
Inspired by the following...
QUOTE (Lance): "A lot of older people watch that show and say, 'Oh, that's how you got together.'....We weren't put together by anybody. We didn't go through a boot camp audition. There was no training like that whatsoever. That's why I think it's really just a bunch of stupidity. I don't think it will ever last."
SONG: O-Town ~ Liquid Dreams
Posters of love surrounding me
I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night she comes to me
And gives me all the love I need
Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morphorotic dream from a magazine
And she's so fine, (damn) designed to blow your mind
She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen, Ooh
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch of Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's,
you've got the star of my liquid dreams (my liquid dreams)
Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Cindy C's beauty mark
When it comes to the test, well Tyra's the best
and Selma Heyek brings the rest, ohh oh oh
Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morphorotic dream from a magazine
And she's so fine, (damn) designed to blow your mind
She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch of Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's,
you've got the star of my liquid dreams (my liquid dreams)
Looks ain't everything, she's got the sweetest personality
Like Halle B.
My momma thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind,
I leave the whole world behind
Every night I dream
Liquid dreams, my liquid dreams
Waterfalls and streams, these liquid dreams
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch of Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's,
you've got the star of my liquid dreams (my liquid dreams)
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch of Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's,
you've got the star of my liquid dreams (my liquid dreams)
