By Anthony Greff
Reporter
When you take a look at the next generation of women in rock,
you may find Michelle Branch. She has 4 mainstream radio hits, including her
latest duet with guitar legend Carlos
Santana, the viewer’s choice award from MTV’s video music awards and a spot on
the latest Sheryl Crow tour.
Bridge: What was your environment like growing up?
Michelle: I had an extremely normal childhood, I
didn’t grow up in a van in Alaska or anything like that. I went to school and I
had a brother and a sister and that was about it. I was really just a normal
kid.
B: What was your urge to get into music?
M: When I was about three or four years old, I
started listening to my parents record collection. I was always like ‘play the
Beatles, play the Beatles,’ and that’s when I started singing. As I’ve gotten
older I listened to more and more of my parent’s albums, they had 60’s 70’s
rock, also singer-songwriter type stuff. When I was 8, I talked my parents into
letting me take voice lessons at a university. After that, I started playing
guitar. I actually got into entertaining when there was this ad for entertainers
for a summer festival. My dad helped me make a demo tape and I played from then
on.
B: How did your first album come about?
M: I was probably playing about two or three shows
a week and living in Sedona, Arizona which gets about 4 million tourist a year.
I met Jeff Radhand, when he was on vacation in Sedona, and he became my manager.
I went to him one day and told him that I wanted to make a record that I could
sell at my shows and use as a demo, so then we went in and recorded an acoustic
type record. That cd came out in June 1999.
B: What is your inspiration?
M: I was fourteen or fifteen when I wrote material
for “The Spirit Room” cd. Therefore, I just basically wrote about anything. I
would make up scenarios in my head and write love songs, since they are so
common in music and movies. A lot of my new songs will have a different twist,
since I’m four years older and have learned so much. I can actually say where I
was and how I was feeling when I wrote it.
B: You are working on a new album correct?
M: The new album should come out in March. I’m very
excited about it.
B: How would you describe your music?
M: It’s pop rock but it’s also folk. I think if
they her me acoustically they would get a whole new feel from my music.
B: What keeps you going?
M: The hour a day that I’m on stage [and] I get to
do something other nineteen year olds don’t get to do, which is see the world.
B: Anything you want to say to your potential fans?
M: I’m 19 and a lot of people think little pop
singer, please don’t dismiss me cause my age and when my new album comes out,
please give it a listen you may like it.
B: Anything you want to say to your true fans?
M: Thanks for giving me the chance to do what I
love. If there wasn’t anyone listening I wouldn’t be here.
Chris Ayala,
Entertainment Editor
Opinion
I’m not at all what is considered to be the ideal man. Instead
of being tall, dark and handsome, I am short, pale and Mexican. What a curse to
be Hispanic and not reap the benefits of being a tanned and toned heartbreaker.
Something along the lines of Enrique Iglesias would suit me just fine. Or to a
lesser degree, Mario Lopez (TV’s “Slater” from “Saved by the Bell”). Instead, I
am nothing but a Speedy Gonzales—without the tan or the cool accent.
I think my real problem lies in the fact that I’ve never quite been able to
muster up the courage to actually speak to a member of the opposite sex. Because
of this, I have always idolized these macho meathead types from the world of
film and television. They don’t care if they get rejected because they have that
special something that I lack: confidence.
Take Johnny Bravo, for instance. He knows he looks good and says so. <“Man, I’m
pretty!”> He knows just what to say to a lady. <”Hey there mama. Y’know if you
got your nose done, you’d be an ‘8’?”>
Johnny
never allows himself to be discouraged. Rejection after rejection, he just keeps
on trying.
Now, some were better than others at getting girls. Take Arthur Fonzarelli from
TV’s
“Happy
Days.” This guy couldn’t keep the babes off of him. With one swift thump to the
jukebox, he got the party started and his choice of dance partners. He merely
sapped his fingers and the girls would just flock to him. Fonzie was the king of
cool. He always wore a leather jacket rode a motorcycle, and spoke with a tough,
Brooklyn accent.
As far as accents go, however, there is none cooler than that of Agent 007.
Bond. James Bond. The top agent of British Intelligence, James Bond was quite
possibly the greatest playboy of all time. This guy had it all: looks, class,
sophistication, charm, aptitude and enough gadgets to make Comp USA look like an
Amish community. Most admirable of all, though, was his uncanny ability to get
women in bed with him. He has a ten minute conversation with a beautiful woman,
and BAM there they are making love gravy.
So friends, what have we learned here today? We learned that if you objectify
women and act like a total man-beast and have an arsenal of high-powered
technologically advanced weaponry at your disposal, you can have the lady of
your choosing. Oh, yeah, confidence helps too.