School Time Rhymes

Could Have Been Worse

My friends have not seen London,
They've never been to France,
But yesterday at recess
They saw my underpants.

I kicked a ball, my skirt flew up,
And I know what they saw.
The girls all stared and blushed and laughed,
The boys said, "Oo-la-la!"

I've thought alot about it.
This conclusion I have drawn:
I'm embarrassed that they saw them,
But I'm glad I had them on!
copyright bill dodds

Mary Had Some Bubble Gum

Mary had some bubble gum,
she chewed it long and slow,
and everywhere that Mary went
her gum was sure to go.
she chewed the gum in school one day,
which was against the rule.
The teacher took her pack away
And chewed it after school!
Anonymous

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