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| More of My Favorite Lines |
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| "You don't like him, do you?" she said "I like him fine. I just think he's a conceited asshole." "He's very sure of himself," she said. "Assholes usually are." ~Michael Crichton, State of Fear |
| "Remember: The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to kiss tomorrow." ~Sign on the wall in the bathroom of House 11 at DISL |
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| "I think my soul just threw up a little bit." ~Allyson Hannigan as Lily on How I Met Your Mother |
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| "You know who could handle this problem? Future Ted and Future Marshall." ~Ted on How I Met Your Mother |
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| Danny: I thought you had to pee. Ann: My anger absorbed it. Bob: Anger absorbs pee?!? ~Conversation among characters on the WB's Related |
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| "I'm something stupid. Do me." ~Ted on How I Met Your Mother |
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| " I never imagined heaven would be so hot." ~Lena, Ann Brashares' Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants |
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| "Giving a good talk is an act of professional seduction." ~Just Cebrian |
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| "I went around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding." ~Harvey Danger, "Flagpole Sitta" |
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| "Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me." ~Dave Matthews, "Crash into Me" |
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| "I'm just finding the floor, but when I look down it's gone." ~Stroke 9, "Tail of the Sun" |
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| " Let's go hunt moose on a harley." ~FSN Pittsburgh guy when the Penguins scored on Tampa Bay |
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| "He put the biscuit in the bucket of chicken." ~OLN guy when Montreal scored on Philadelphia |
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