• you are less than two feet tall
• you have a pot of gold (NOTE: some leprechauns have lost theirs)
• you dress in green
• you have a beard
• you love the cereal Lucky Charms
• your ancesters aren't any taller than you are
• you have a garden of four leaf clovers
• you are of Irish descent
• you sometimes wear really tall shoes to look normal
• you've been under a rock for the past few years
• you are often called a smurf (if you are blue, watch out)
• you resemble an elf (leprechauns are a race of elves)
• you have an ant as a best friend
• you refer to a turtle as a tank or a mouse as a car

Funny signs about Larry, held up during JEW Events:

• Got Guinness?
• Larry+Alcohol=Ratings
• Larry stole my lucky charms
• Go back to the boulder
• I'm Larry's long lost cousin Denis (Man dressed up as a leprechaun)
• Larry for President