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My Favorite Goat Jokes

People who are owned by goats must have a sense of humor. So, this page is just for fun. Browse through our goat jokes. Then, submit your personal favorite that's not already here. I'll post them...or at least the best ones. Please keep them clean and fun.  

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Top Goat Jokes

What did the baby goat say on election day in Florida?
Maaaaaa. Maaaaaaa.  Yum those little cards with the holes punched in them sure are good. Quick, try some!
Submitted by Nanny

Why did the Goat cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Submitted by Marie

Why did the second Goat cross the road?
To find out whether the chicken found something good to eat!
Submitted by CSG

 

Why did the third  Goat cross the road?
Because somebody told him not to!
Submitted by DD

 

How do you tell if a goat has been in the refrigerator? 
Look for cloven hoof prints in the cheesecake.
Submitted by Marie

How Do you tell if a goat has been in the refrigerator? 
Look for two sets of hoof prints side by side.
Submitted by Marie

How do you tell if three goats are in the refrigerator? 
The door won't close.
Submitted by Marie

How many giraffes will fit in the refrigerator? 
None. There are too many goats in there stealing all the food.
Submitted by Marie

 

Why did the Goat kick the bucket?
Because he couldn't sink his teeth into it!
Submitted by ND

 

G Asks:   How about...
How do you keep a goat from charging?

You take his credit card away! 
Submitted by G
(G says this was one of the old elephant jokes, but does seem to apply to goats too!)

 

Marie Asks:   What did the cat say to the goat?
Answer: Meow! 

 

 

How many goats does it take?
Wait, this isn't a joke! It's a quest.  Goat owners of the world are still searching for this answer! 

 

 

 

Top Goat Jokes

Dona from Down Under sends a special Sheep Joke from Australia:    

 

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper! (Sweaters are called jumpers there.)

 

 

The Blonde and the Cute Sheep
 
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. 

Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" 

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!" 

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." 

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." 

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my border collie back?"

The Moral of the Story? One border collie is better than a whole flock of sheep, and even a blonde knows it! 

(Joke found on Joke2000.com and submitted by a blonde with a border collie.)

 

Thank You for Stopping By!

We hope you enjoyed our goat jokes. Send us your favorite oldie, or make up a new one!  We update regularly!  

Use the form below to send your jokes!  Include your initials if you want a modest credit line.

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NOTICE: This page is just for fun. All entries become property of LaRaynebo Acres to be used as Lorraine sees fit on the Goat Jokes page. If you do not agree to these terms or if you hope someday to get paid for a joke, please don't send it here. If yow want to share a joke and perhaps see your initials on the WWW, by all means, send in your goat funny. 

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