| Things to Ponder |
| Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you, but when hes in a car he always has his head out the window? Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller machines? How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle, but it sticks to the outside? How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow road signs? If it's tourist season, why can't se shoot them? Whats another word for Thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for Lethal Injections? Why is abbreviation such a long word? What happens to sour cream after the expiration date? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Can fat people go Skinny-dipping? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? to talk? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? |
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