| If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and sunshine every morning. When you want to talk, He'll listen. He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart. ...And that Christmas gift He sent you from Bethlehem? Face it, He's crazy about you! A letter to God: Dear God, Why didn't you save the children in Littleton, Colorado? Sincerely, Concerened Student The reply: Dear Concerned Student, I am not allowed in schools. Love, God The French Philosopher Blaise Pascal deduced that it was in his best interest to believe in GOd based on the following argument: If you believe in God, and there is a God, you will go to heaven. If you beieve in God, and there is no God, nothing will happen to you. If you don't believe in God, and there is no God, nothing will happen to you. BUT, If you don't believe in God, and there is a God, you will go to hell. |