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| Is Lando Calrissian really the singer from "The Buggles" and is Han Solo really Indiana Jones? | ||||||||
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| Here is how this thing is going to go down. I tell you the hard truth, you take it like a man. Now that we have that out of the way, let's get started.
First I will need to get some background info out of the way. Everyone knows Han Solo's ship, the Millennium Falcon is the fastest ship in the galaxy, Han said it himself. If you take into account that the star destroyers are capable of light speed, the assumption can be made that the Millennium Falcon is capable of time travel. Using Einstein's Theory of Relativity any amateur can figure that one out. Han obviously knows of this and would exploit it any chance he gets. How Lando comes to know this is anyone’s guess. *Personally I think Han told him when he first arrived a Cloud City, but know one can be sure*. *This is my speculation, it in no way reflects the real-life events of Star Wars* After destroying the second Star Destroyer and Darth Vader out of the picture, now is Han's chance to put his plan into action. He decided to go back to a simpler time, the 1920's. There he used his extensive knowledge of Earth's history to his advantage. He became none other than an archaeologist, the most famous archaeologist for that matter. Han Solo became Indiana Jones. I don't think I need to elaborate anymore on that, the rest of the story tells itself. Do you see a resemblance, I do Click Here That one was easy, now for the biggest challenge. Is Lando the singer from "The Buggles"? I don't know, you tell me. Ha ha fooled you. I know the answer to this one too. Lando pretty much had the same idea as Han, that is why Lando had Han and friends captured. It wasn't because Lando was afraid of losing his business, he wanted the Millennium Falcon. Lando had second thoughts about time travel and decided to travel with Han just to be safe. Lando kept up the charade until he could no longer wait. He just needed an opportunity to be alone in the Falcon. His time finally arrived during the second battle on the Death Star. He thought while the star fighters are engaged in battle he could slip away unnoticed. He did a good job of that I didn't even see it. Lando went back in time when his favorite music was still acceptable. You guessed it, Lando loves 80's synth music. With Lando's extensive knowledge of 80's music and synth background he would fit in quite nice. The only thing was his appearance. He could not be an 80's music legend looking like Billy Dee Williams. He had some minor plastic surgery and a few skin bleaching sessions and he was on his way. See for yourself Click Here There is also an audible resemblance Click Here (.wav 435 KB) Some of you smart ones may be pondering about Lando's co-pilot, Nein Nunb. He also went back in time. With a VERY small amount of plastic surgery, Nein Nunb became none other that Oprah. The proof is in the pudding Click Here A little Q and a lot of A's If Lando and Nein took the Millennium Falcon to the past, ?how did Han also go to the past? Lando got plastic surgery again to look like he did when he got to Earth. He came back shortly after the battle and gave Han back his ship. Nein stayed to further his career. Well if they went to the past how did they finish the battle? The answer is simple, they didn't. It wasn't until the battle was over before Lando and Nein returned. Then how come they show Lando destroying the Death Star and after the battle? They used CGI idiots, it's the future. Where is the Millennium Falcon now? Han, I mean Indiana destroyed it because he felt time travel was a dangerous thing and should not be exploited for financial gain. Feel free to E-mail me Here with any questions you may have |
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