| "Well actually, Kevin Bacon," he tells you with a laugh. Oh my gosh, he's just like you, or is he? Maybe he's been stalking you your entire life (you knew you shouldn't have taken that "Practical Pooping" class!) Paranoid, you start rocking uncontrollably back and forth saying "can't sleep, gummi bears will *insert verb here* me" (really, that's what you said) You do know you have to do something about the situation though so you... | ||||||
| Run amuck through down town shouting "The Swedish are Comming!!!" with a bedpan on your head. (You knew you were on TV all along, and better yet, here's your chance to go crazy like you've always dreamed.) | ||||||
| Be cool, and pee your pants. | ||||||