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You run amuck downtown, breaking store windows, dancing the hoochie coo on the hood of a police car, peeing your name in every snowbank you see. However, it's the middle of summer, so naturally you didn't see any snowbanks and had to pee mighty fierce by the end of your shinannigans. So you decide to go down to the TV station, those dirty shrimp eaters who ruined your life, and show 'em the side of you they didn't dare get a close up on with their hidden cameras. You're almost there, when you see a giant reciever tower, and realize by knocking that out, you'll be rid of ?TV, your new mortal enemy. So you drop your pants, and let it go, and then zap! If TV has taught us anything, it's that peeing and electrical towers never go together. Kind of an ironic way to go don't you think? However you're immortalized in the Darwin Awards where people ridicule your death for all time. |
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