You're flipping through your "Hot Tween Men" magazine you got with your Aaron Carter poster for being a runner up in the "Dress like Lizzie McGuire Contest" that you found out about on some chick's Avril Lavigne website.  There you see your man!  What is he like?
Crazy, small, and "weird".  He's a guy who's tight with his family and someone you will be thinking of the whole time you're looking through this mag.
This guy will make your life fabulous.  He's not particularly punctual, but he's calm in a crisis, and is one of the few guys who knows how to match his clothes.
This guy's got it all.  He can drive and is superfamous.  He can be funny and also semi-serious.  But he's probably more fun for you to pick on.  Just don't ever let him have x-ray vision glasses.
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