| You're flipping through your "Hot Tween Men" magazine you got with your Aaron Carter poster for being a runner up in the "Dress like Lizzie McGuire Contest" that you found out about on some chick's Avril Lavigne website. There you see your man! What is he like? | ||||||
| Crazy, small, and "weird". He's a guy who's tight with his family and someone you will be thinking of the whole time you're looking through this mag. | ||||||
| This guy will make your life fabulous. He's not particularly punctual, but he's calm in a crisis, and is one of the few guys who knows how to match his clothes. | ||||||
| This guy's got it all. He can drive and is superfamous. He can be funny and also semi-serious. But he's probably more fun for you to pick on. Just don't ever let him have x-ray vision glasses. | ||||||