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You certainly picked a man, and that man you picked was Bobby Trendy. It's too bad you didn't realize he was gay. So when he told you, you were devistated. You decided that you hated everyone and lived in a delapidated house with 14 cats named after the boyfriends you never had. You watch Comedy Central every day, but never ever laugh. Despite heavy smoking and drinking, you die at 128, making you the longest living person ever. It's so sad when the people with nothing to live for, actually live the longest. |
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