LAME-O: Toledo Punk Rock!!

Tales:

8-10-8&11-01 S.F.A. was to play Woodshock and we had 8 people in an Aerostar. 'Twas crazy. The fun begun when the van broke down atop a hill within sight of the festival. Luke got out to take a leak and returned with a fat tick on his arm. Sweet! Got the van going and got to the festival. We got in and set up camp and commenced the drinking. A couple of hours and about 4 Steel Reserves later, J. Boog steps into a pot hole and broke his ankle.We were lucky enough to have a porta potty on our campsite. Luke passed out talking shit to people comeing to use the shitter. Snarl passed out under a picnic table. Needless to say, S.F.A. rocked their set at 10am the next morning.

8-2-01 Lame-O playing as Scott Farkis Affair heads to Columbus to play at Bernie's. About half way there I (J. Boogie) had to tinkle. We "couldn't stop" and the only thing to go in was a soda can. So I whipped it out and didn't make a drop into the can, but I did get it all over myself and the back of Keeler's van. Ahhhhh. GOOD TIMES! Other things to mention are yelling "I pissed my pants, go to Bernie's" at some girls on High Street, and them showing up, running into Legbone randomly, and seeing some dude trying to sell "the green-green".

7-10-04 The Hersey Highway takes us up the road to the Longhorn Saloon on this occasion. Not much of a saloon, more like a brothel with a fog machine. Anywho. We had Jell-O, Prizes AND gifts! Yup. About 35 gallons of Jell-O and a couple of drunk chicks and you can have yurself a good 'ol time. You can see one of the nipples that popped out on the legbone site. Don't forget to check out their other pics. I think there are some of the minivan doing burnouts with Jell-O all over it! Mad love for the In&Out for letting us put the barrel of Jell-O in their cooler over night.

7-17-04 Opps this one is auctually about Lame-O, and a little more recent. We played at bob's backyard bash (thank you 45 cents) northwest of Ann Arbor I think the town was called Pinkley (Taurus).<Say it fast!The night started off reasonably normal, you know that can't last very long. 10 minutes after we got there Big D drank 18 long islands, and 72 and one thirds beers but stayed sober till right after we got off stage. (he passed out in the van shortly there after) As we were setting up puke's drums fell into pieces and while we were on stage someone told us to go back to canada?!? We drank some labatts and asked him what he was talking aboot. The Fighting Hellfish and Headcase played also.The night was good, big bonfire, hot broads, good bands, and oh yeah it got shut down by every cop in the county shortly after midnight.

P.S. The Fighting Hellfish and Headcase are not the bands you are familiar with from the area and "old scene" we just thought it was funny to be a couple hours north and see 2 bands with "stolen" names.


			*Tales:* 8-10-8&11-01 S.F.A. was to play Woodshock and we had 8 people in an Aerostar. 'Twas crazy. The fun begun when the van broke down atop a hill within sight of the festival. Luke got out to take a leak and returned with a fat tick on his arm. Sweet! Got the van going and got to the festival. We got in and set up camp and commenced the drinking. A couple of hours and about 4 Steel Reserves later, J. Boog steps into a pot hole and broke his ankle.We were lucky enough to have a porta potty on our campsite. Luke passed out talking shit to people comeing to use the shitter. Snarl passed out under a picnic table. Needless to say, S.F.A. rocked their set at 10am the next morning. 8-2-01 Lame-O playing as Scott Farkis Affair heads to Columbus to play at Bernie's. About half way there I (J. Boogie) had to tinkle. We "couldn't stop" and the only thing to go in was a soda can. So I whipped it out and didn't make a drop into the can, but I did get it all over myself and the back of Keeler's van. Ahhhhh. GOOD TIMES! Other things to mention are yelling "I pissed my pants, go to Bernie's" at some girls on High Street, and them showing up, running into Legbone randomly, and seeing some dude trying to sell "the green-green". 7-10-04 The Hersey Highway takes us up the road to the Longhorn Saloon on this occasion. Not much of a saloon, more like a brothel with a fog machine. Anywho. We had Jell-O, Prizes AND gifts! Yup. About 35 gallons of Jell-O and a couple of drunk chicks and you can have yurself a good 'ol time. You can see one of the nipples that popped out on the legbone site. Don't forget to check out their other pics. I think there are some of the minivan doing burnouts with Jell-O all over it! Mad love for the In&Out for letting us put the barrel of Jell-O in their cooler over night. 7-17-04 Opps this one is auctually about Lame-O, and a little more recent. We played at bob's backyard bash (thank you 45 cents) northwest of Ann Arbor I think the town was called Pinkley (Taurus).<Say it fast!The night started off reasonably normal, you know that can't last very long. 10 minutes after we got there Big D drank 18 long islands, and 72 and one thirds beers but stayed sober till right after we got off stage. (he passed out in the van shortly there after) As we were setting up puke's drums fell into pieces and while we were on stage someone told us to go back to canada?!? We drank some labatts and asked him what he was talking aboot. The Fighting Hellfish and Headcase played also.The night was good, big bonfire, hot broads, good bands, and oh yeah it got shut down by every cop in the county shortly after midnight. P.S. The Fighting Hellfish and Headcase are not the bands you are familiar with from the area and "old scene" we just thought it was funny to be a couple hours north and see 2 bands with "stolen" names.