Halt! Who goes there? It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Pull the other one! I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. What? Ridden on a horse? Yes! You're using coconuts! What? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- Where'd you get the coconuts? We found them. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! What do you mean? Well, this is a temperate zone. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all. They could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It could grip it by the husk! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Please! Am I right? I'm not interested! It could be carried by an African swallow! Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Oh, yeah. So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? No, they'd have to have it on a line. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Well, why not?

No, in case your wondering, you'll find no grail here. Only a few pictures of a few guys from Lafayette, LA with entirely way too much spare time. Or who at least used to have spare time, but seeing as I only now, two years later am updating, you can guess we no longer do.

Either that or we're just too damn lazy.

M�nti Pyth�n ik den H�lie Gr�ilen.

Wi n�t trei a h�liday in Sweden this y�r ?

See the l�veli lakes, the w�nd�rful teleph�ne system, and m�ni interesting furry animals... Including the majestik m��se.

A M��se once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials �n the m��se with the sharpened end of an interspace t��thbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m�vies: "The H�t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M�lars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, m��se bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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