The Trip to the Store. Okay, I Lorraine, don't know how this idea came up in my mind, but I will discuss a story of me, and five other people. It was out on a beautiful night, and me John, Kristen, JoAnn, Jessica, Joni and sad to say yes, I have to say, Heero Yuy were walking around the streets at night. It had been a horrible night, for we were deciding to give Heero a make over. After all he needed one. So we decided to fly all the way to New York, and shop at the world's fanciest stores. Here we stood in some kind of stupid store called Macy, I don't know. Some kind of red dress caught my eye, and I had to stop and look, I was going to try it on, until I found out that the dress was see through, and could of been mistaken for my underwear, so I just had to put that down. But soon remembering we were here for Heero, and not ourselves, we quickly walked to the men's section thinking that we should save Heero's pride at least. "I say we should take him to the dress up section, and get him a suit" John stated after looking him up and down in his spandex. "Or to the section where he can get some serious help." Heero grunted at the insult, but kept to himself. "Let's just take him to the kiddy section," Kristen suggested. "We could get him looking like pippy long stolkings in no time." "No, I say we should take him to the surfer section. You know get some hawaii shirts, and some kahki pants, and get down with the hula," suggested JoAnn. "Or maybe we could take him to the halloween shop, and get him looking like Godzilla with an afro." "Pul-lease," Jessica started. "The last thing we need is Heero walking around in some surfing pants, and calling us dude. And we don't need him looking like Godzilla with an afro. We are going to the gay section and get him some tight pants, and some kind of sports bra. and then we're going to the gothic section to get him some black fingernail polish." "Excuse me?" I quickly asked. "Where is that at?" I quickly scanned the store, looking for what a gay man would wear, and some black finger nail polish. Jessica pointed out the side with the black shirts, and black pants and black everything else. I quickly nodded, but disagreed. "You know what. I am taking him to the black section." "Excuse us?" everyone said in unison, even Heero. "I am going to hook this brother up with some chains, baggy pants, tennis shoes, baggy shirts, boxers, and see if I can get his haired corn rolled." Everyone staired at me like I had lost my mind, and needed some therapy. "You have to be kidding. Corn rolls? Are you serious?" JoAnn stated. She picked up a strand of his hair, and started to pull on it. "The hair dresser would break every comb in the whole store trying to comb this out." Heero smacked her hand away and tried to turn around to leave, but we all jumped on him creating a dog pile. "We are not done with you," Kristen said, before getting up. "No people. We are taking him to the cowboy section, and hook him up with some cowboy boots, some tight blue jeans, and a cowboy hat." "Pul-lease, but anyway we'll each take him to a section and have him come out the way we want and Heero will choose the outfit he wants after we are all done." Everyone agreed, so we sat out on our long search. Kristen was first. She took him to the kiddy section. I watched as she tortured Heero as much as she could, while pulling a pink flower dress over him, and then pulling some white knee socks over his legs. I tried to close my eyes, as she pulled on some black shoes on his feet, and put his brown hair into two pink ribbons on the side oh his head leaving the front of his bangs loose, but I could still hear him scream in agony. After she was done, she litterally dragged Heero by his legs while he held onto the dressing room walls outside so we could see. I couldn't help giggling to myself. "well what do you think?" she asked tiredly after she pulled him off the dressing room walls. "She has to be kidding me," Jessica stated. "He looks like some kind of freak" "What on earth did you do to him?" John asked her histerically. He walked quickly over to where Heero stood. "Come on Heero, you are coming with me." John and Heero walked over to the business section. He grabbed a few dress shirts off the rack, some white dress suit, a large hat with a long thick grey feather sticking out of it, and a cane with a silver cheetah growling off the tip of it, and not forgetting some white shoes to finish off the suit. I had no idea what miserable plan John was trying to put to work, and at that moment I didn't want to know. A few minutes later, John and Heero walked out of the dressing room. I fell down on my back laughing as I saw what Heero was wearing. "Oh my gosh. Help. I need oxygen." Heero stood there turning red. "Get up, Lorraine, before he decides to take you on," Jessica told me. "He looks like he is going to a club." Kristen walked over and brushed her hand over the white vanilla suit Heero was wearing, and let her hand slide slowly over the large hat with a feather. "I like the cane, where did you get it?" Kristen asked. John pointed to the section of canes, and Kristen left us. "Look, Johnny man, Heero is not a player, so therefore I am going to have to change his whole look. He is coming with me." Jessica pulled Heero over to the gay section, and got him some tight blue jeans and a short purple shirt that rose above his belly button, giving everyone a clear view of his abs. She then walked him over to the gothic section and painted his nails black. After she was done, she pulled Heero over to her. "I like his abs," I told her. I was going to yell shake your butt, but somebody said it for me. "Shake your butt," somebody yelled in the background. We turned around to see Duo laughing wildly and clapping his hands. "Shake it! Shake it!" everyone in the store started to scream at Heero. We soon had the whole store yelling shake it, in an on going rhythm. Me, and the five particular people I knew joined in. "Shake your butt!" Heero rolled his eyes to the ceiling. "I am not going to shake my butt." Everyone in the store grew silent, and sighed. "That was green Heero," Joni said quietly. "I know. We were depending on you to shake your butt!" JoAnn added in laughing. "Well anyway it's my turn." Next |