| The Shopping Trip JoAnn took him to the surfer section, and pulled him into some baggy surfing pants. She got some baggy shirt, and left him bare footed. She thought she should add more to the suit, and through a surf board in his hands, a hawaiian shirt on him, and put a necklace of flowers around his neck. Still feeling the set was not done, she got a peace sign and put it around his neck, and got a pipe of weed and gave it to him, and told him to smoke it. "Back to the dressing room," Joni yelled, before he could take a whiff of the weed. She pulled all the clothes offf of him, not noticing that he was bare. Feeling sorry for him, I got a pair of boxers and told him to put them on, not telling him they were barney. I happen to be a big fan of barney. Joni wrapped a pair of tight, tight, I'm saying tight blue jeans on him. I'm like no, no, no, no. She then told him to put on some cowboy boots. She threw a cowboy hat at his head, and looked at him. She shook her head, got a horse with a long stick coming out of his head, told him to hold it. She then got a long piece of rope, and said he didn't need a shirt. I tried not to stare at him, but couldn't help but to sing my favorite song. "I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cow girl." John shook his head, as he began to wonder about the women he was surrounded with, and Kristen held up a cross. JoAnn got a camra and took a quick picture, while Jessica was in a deep conversation with Duo on how long it will take before the pants rip. Jessica said 5 dollars that they will rip 2 minutes from now, and Duo said 10 that they will stay unripped. Since no one in here did not want to purchase any of the pants, I did not wait for the pants to rip, and I quickly gathered him up into the black section of the store, and got some black baggy pants, with some black boxers, and some yellow boots, I don't know what they call them anymore, and got him a leather jacket some silver chains, a bandana, and a black shirt that says thug for life. After he came out of the dressing room, I thought he needed something more, so I went and got him some gold teeth, some sunglasses, and a woman with a mini skirt on. After starring at the picture for a few minutes, I still thought he was missing something. So I went and got him a wad of cash, and handed it to him, I then thought he couldn't be a gangster without a gun and a cd player with P diddy singing Bad boys, so I got him that and handed it to him. But it was still missing something. "What is he missing?" I asked the five particular people around me. "I mean he got the woman, the money, the cd player, and the gold teeth, he even got the bandana." "I know," JoAnn said. "Tell him to pull his pants down so we can see his boxers. I mean his pants are up to his waist." "Oh yeah." I walked over and pulled the pants slightly down. "There." "Take the woman out of the picture," Duo told me. "She isn't his type anyway." We all looked at Duo, and rolled our eyes. "Whatever." I told the woman to get out of the picture, but she wanted to start a fight over her man. I'm like, your man? Oh no no no no no. "We are going to take this outside," I told her. So me and Miss. Thang took this outside. I pulled her hair, kicked her in the face, pulled off her minny skirt, and slapped her with her high heels and then walked away, without a scratch on me. "Okay, we all got to do our stuff, so Heero which outfit do you like the best?" I asked, wanting to get this over with. This whole shopping trip took us four hours. "The gangster outfit," he mumbled under his breath. "I shouldn't have came. I knew he didn't have any taste," John breathed under his breath. "I know," JoAnn agreed. "I thought he looked good in the surfer outfit." "I know, and those tight pants in that gay outfit," Jessica started. "They weren't as tight as the ones in the cowboy outfit," Joni added. "We all know that," Kristen replied. "He could of ran all over Pippy long Stolkings in that outfit he was wearing, but no, he chose Lorraine's." "All stop your whinning," I stated. "He has better taste then everyone of you all, so let it be." Now to tell the out come. Heero took the outfit, and started to become a thug, he became the leader of the bloods, and Miss. Thang that I beat up earlier, got her little date with Heero. And now she thinks she is somebody. I am like whatever. Anyway. I got to go home, and I swear I will never go shopping again. The end. Thanks for reading. |