1.Jurassic Park IV
Dunno if you've noticed, but on IMDB.com there is a page dedicated to Jurassic Park IV. And well, here is the original script. *sigh* When you're the Sicilian Arch-Godmother a pinching a little script is easier than eating a microwaved TV dinner.
I guess that's not saying much.
2.
The Declaration of In-De-Pen-dance
Legal documents force one to A) read between the lines or B) fall asleep. I chose A).
3. Fellowship of the Ring's Destruction
This is just here because I made it. I'm so sorry, world!!!