(August 5, 2005)
Descriptions:
Body - My body, usually doesn't get along with anyone, and doesn't like to agree with anyone, has been annoyed lately.
Brain - My brain, always immature, or over analyzing things that go on in my life, hasn't been working much lately.
Heart - My heart, the only one who really feels like she has accomplished anything in the past years; pacifist, recently depressed.
James - Nice, good looking, polite, well spoken, intelligent, and full of himself.
Xoreq - Is five years old and very intelligent, worried about the state of the world.
Silenthia - Female undead rogue, has mellowed out and doesn't care to be bitchy anymore.
Lak - Probably off playing WoW.
Billy Bob - A moron.
Jeff - Me, myself, and I.
Jeff: So the world sucks.
Xoreq: Tell me about it.
Silenthia: Hey it's not that bad, new Super Targets and Mega Walmarts are opening all over the place.
Jeff: .......
Xoreq: Nice prose on here that I wrote, where is that link... oh here it is. Yeah people are morons.....
James: Does that include myself? I'm not people.
Xoreq: Yeah... but you're a person and you have been a moron on several occasions.
Silenthia: I haven't been a moron, haven't been given the chance to be, thanks to Lak not making me over again.
Lak: ....but I just got up to 40 and got my brown horse....
Silenthia: And people say I backstab.
Lak: But you do.
Silenthia: Shut up.
Lak: Why? You can't tell me what to do, you are frozen, remember?
Jeff: Shut up you two, you're not helping the situation.
Brain: Is anything?
Body: Somebody wanna deal with Heart? She's starting to bother me....
Heart: Why the fuck can't people just be NICE!?!
Everyone stares at Heart
Xoreq: Survival of the fittest? Those that are jerks and self centered are more likely to survive.
Jeff: On their own perhaps, but if a group of people work together then they as a group are more likely to survive.
Xoreq: Good point.
Jeff: So what the hell? Why can't people just get along?
Xoreq: Everyone loves conflict, people getting hurt, underdogs arrising victorious...
Jeff: But how many times does an Underdog actually win!?!
Lak: Only if the Underdog happens to be a 50 Paladin verses a 60 Warrior.
Silenthia: Or if you would create me again Lak.
Lak: No, I won't. I've only got five or six days left and I'm not wasting it on a rogue.
Silenthia: But you said...
Jeff: Shut up you two, no one cares.
Xoreq: I thought that was what you were mad about?
Jeff: .........
Xoreq: ...and why Heart is upset?
Jeff: .....fine no one cares about how many days you have left on WoW, is that better? I do fucking care, I care too much and all that happens is it backfires on myself. Happy?
Xoreq: Well your suffering doesn't make me happy, so no.
Body: Will you shut up and lay down again? I'm tired of this rabble.
Jeff: Rabble rabble rabble rabble.
Body: Shut up! God... freakin idiot. *kicks air*
Silenthia: Haha... you won't remake me but you keep this loser around?
Jeff: He's my BODY you moron, not like I can leave him. Though I think I would, he's been worthless lately.
Body: Treat me good, and I'll treat you good. Treat me like shit, you get shit in return.
Brain: Actually either way I think you're gonna get shit from Body... sort of natural that way.
Jeff: Shut up Brain.
Brain: 'Kay.
Xoreq: Anyone actually want to discuss topics?
Jeff: Yes.
Xoreq: The education thing?
Jeff: Yes, well... kind of useless... everyone here agrees that it's stupid to have Intelligent Design taught in school.
Billy Bob: Um... I think it should be taught along with evolution.
Jeff: Okay. Stop. Did you read the Prose that was written?
Billy Bob: Um... no...
Jeff: Then read it.
James: You know what would make the world a better place?
Jeff: What James?
James: More love.
Jeff: Well of course, that's what I've been saying all along.
Brain: Different kind.
James: Yeah.
Jeff: ....
Jeff: You two should leave.
Lak: Hmm? What was that?
Jeff: You too Lak, just go away.
James, Brain, and Lak leave.
Jeff: There much better. I feel more intelligent already.
Silenthia: You don't need me.
Silenthia leaves.
Body: When are you gonna listen to me Jeff.
Jeff: Last possible moment. Who else wants to leave?
Heart: ...I just want to rest...
Jeff: You can do that.
Billy Bob: I still think there should be Intelligent Design taught in school... even after reading that Prose. I mean... teaching all sides of the coin is what we should do right? Balanced people for society is what we're teaching right?
Jeff: Wrong, no one is good at everything, no one knows everything. The current education system (public that is) is lacking in that effect. It teaches everyone on the same level assuming everyone learns the same way. It's up to the individual to learn, and that isn't stressed. Also the classes are a joke, the teachers don't know how to get the students to respect them, and administration is a bunch of pricks.
Xoreq: Well stated.
Billy Bob leaves.
Jeff: Wow... average IQ about doubled there with his departure.
Xoreq: Jeff... you're not helping the situation.
Jeff: And you are?
Xoreq: Don't talk back to me like that I haven't done anything to deserve that.
Jeff: Well I'm pissed off.
Xoreq: Then don't take it out on me! What have I done?
Heart: Guys.... come on.... calm down....
Jeff: Why should I? I'm pissed off for no good reason than people I don't even know are ass holes! How the fuck am I supposed to calm down?
Xoreq leaves.
Heart stares at Jeff.
Jeff: What?
Heart: Jeff...
Jeff: WHAT?!
Heart: You've changed....
Jeff: Fuck yeah I've changed, you would too if you saw the world like I did, every single day running into as many morons and ass holes, jerks and pricks every day while trying to have fun in a game that wastes my life away. You'd be just as pissed off as I am.
Heart leaves.
Jeff: Great. Just fucking great. Who's left, me and Body?
Body: You going to pay attention to me for once?
Jeff: I don't feel like it.
Body: Fine. Then I feel like stopping, does that sound like fun to you? You're so busy playing your damned game and being pissed off at the world that you don't realize that you're ruining yourself and your body. Me. You're fucking me up for later and you don't see that. I see that. So shut up. The world isn't your problem to fix, it's everyone's problem to fix. It's up to individuals to change the World, not one person. You be nice, you be polite, you don't be an ass hole, and then if everyone does that then the world will be better.
Jeff: Doubt that will ever happen.
Body: Well fucking deal with it then. You KNOW there are gonna be assholes in the world. You know there are bitches and jerks and pricks. Ignore them. Push them out of your life.
Jeff: Yeah well how do you tell the good ones from the bad ones?
Body: Don't ask questions which you know the answer to. You can tell.
Jeff: I can?
Body: More so now than ever. You've met every kind of person and you know how fast people can flip flop on shit. Guess what. You're ready for the world, if you'd quit fucking ignore me that is.
Jeff: After this game time is up, these five days, and once I'm in college then....
Body: After this, after that... shut the hell up and treat me well now. Don't put it off.
Jeff: And what do I get in return?
Body: A longer healthier, and therefore happier, life.
Jeff: ........
Body: Go to sleep Jeff.
Jeff: ........okay.
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