Dear Demora,
A young man recently moved into my apartment comples and I swear he must be a werewolf or something. In the laundry room last Saturday he was washing his bed sheets and they were covered in blood. He said he'd had a nosebleed but I wonder. How can I tell if he's a werewolf without waiting to see it he turns into a big hairy beast on the full moon.
-Curious in Conneticut

Dear Curious,
All dangerous beasts (especially shapeshifters such as werewolfs (sic)) are tagged by the MBI (Magical Beaureu of Investigation). If your guy is a werewolf he'll have a tattoo on his left chest just below his collarbone. It'll be 5 digits, a dash then a capital D. In case your boy doesn't strip for you, you can look for the following signs: Werewolfs heal very quickly, at 4 times the normal rate of normal wizzes. Although they heal fast, they scar easy. Your boy may look tired and peaky, especially around his time of the month. Behaviour wise, your ww will appear very charming, intelligent, and kind. Werewolfs are deceetful (sic), conniving con artists, they'll steal the shirt off your back and make you glad they did. Ask your boy what he does for a living, if he can't give you a good answer put that antennae up girl! Werewolfs love young witches. The taste of young blood drives 'em wild! If you hear of mysterious disappearances your boy's probably a furry one. So check him out, and if he comes up clean - take him out on the town and get to know him.
  Till next time kiddies,
Cheers,
Demora XOXO

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