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| OLD MOM'S TEETH DENTISTRY "After Halloween Special" Teeth Cleaned With Real Camel Hair Brushes |
| GENIE'S BAUBLES, BANGLES & JOOLS "November Jool Special" Buy One Get One Free |
| November Birthdays 5 Sandy (Mrs. Drr) 14 Kornhusk (Mrs) 16 Meggysue13 18 Hotrod 20 Ezryblue 20 Shark_38_ 22 Quiet_One_6072 Happy Birthday Have A Great Day!! |
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| "CHIT CHAT" |
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| SANDS OF TIME |
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| Volume I Issue 3 November 2000 |
| News Staff ~ Roberta & Sands Players |
| I hope you enjoyed the Chit Chat! Lainie414 |
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| Have a nice day |
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| I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly...... |
| ENEMA CINEMA THE BLUE BROTHERS story of geni triplets, larry, moe and curley CAMEL SHACK tale of a camel caddy and his adventures TRUE CHIT old time lawman in the middle east and how he chased down 40 thieves |
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| Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Kornhusk First Grandchild Nov. 5, 2000 Hailey Rene ~ 8lb. 7oz. |
| WANT ADS CAVE FOR RENT spacious studio, furnished, utilities included FOR SALE used saddle for two humper, fancy fringed HELP WANTED dragon egg sitter, must be willing to spend long hours alone GRAND OPENING madam la zonga dance studio south american dances BAKER WANTED local bakery wants jelly donut specialist must work fast LOST PET kissing asp, gem color answers to name of winston |
| LIMERICKS by Roberta the genie came out of a bottle and said if you wish for a lottle you'll never get chit so don't have a fit or i'll jump back into my bottle *** i'm pupu and i am a princess i'm not a mean maharincess some call me fatty some me batty and i know i am not a twiness *** i once new a silly young camel who wanted to be dorothy hamel but u can't skate on sand for wherever you land your rump will just go kablammo *** the roc is really big bird i promise and give you my word if you should stand under and then hear it thunder just remember what rhymes with bird |
| NEW SHOW IN TOWN dancing camel circus.....camels on flying trapeze, camel clowns, camel bareback riders and our famous dancing camels doing the rhumba, the samba and the conga. matinee and evening performances |
| NEWS ITEMS There were several great halloween parties in the village and at the sultans palace in baghdad.....some amazing costumes were on display.... SEZME , local doorman and janitor, complained however more effort on the part of the villagers to clean up cave the next day will be needed next year. |
| PERCY PLUM was spotted in the village last wednesday...he was visiting with one of our local girls, who shall remain nameless. Buford t Buford also showed up.looking for him as usual...he was a day late and a dollar short..better luck next time Percy |
| THE DAILY ROBBERY at the palace is getting more & more predictable..substituting jello for the jool once in a while helps break the monotony but we really need some new ideas for thievery. |
| WESLEY FLATULENT our brand new ifrit is working out very well....he is personable and helpful to a fault. So lets give WESLEY a great big village welcome. |
| New school year is upon us and still no school, the children are getting restless not to mention the parents. We need to get a handle on this. |
| VILLAGE SPECIALS |