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| "CHIT CHAT" |
| Volume I Issue 2 November 2000 |
| SANDS OF TIME |
| News Staff ~ Roberta & Sands Players |
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| I hope you enjoyed the Chit Chat! Lainie414 |
| November Birthdays 14 Kornhusk (Mrs) 16 Meggysue13 18 Hotrod 20 Shark_38_ 22 Quiet_One_6072 Happy Birthday Have A Great Day!! |
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| LIMERICKS there once was a camel named Bruce fell in love with a beautiful moose who was so very pretty and so very witty, and would dance at the slightest excuse the genii comes out of a lamp, he flows, he's no need of a ramp he'll give u three wishes don't use them on fishes or things to be taken to camp |
| FRIC AND FRAC FARTIN ICE REVUE Fartin on skates at the ice rink located behind the ENEMA CINEMA NEW MOVIES AT ENEMA CINEMA mon, tue & wed THE WAY WE FUR story of two brothers and how they learned to make fur coats out of bats thu & fri KISS ME LATE the famous asp return in this comedic romp to tickle your funnybone sat & sun THE STAINMAKER story of one incontinent camel and how he dis covered depends LOCAL SPORTS: BAGHDAD DERBY winner HUMP HUMP place SAND PACER show SEZME'S PAL GOLF: TIGER CAT takes desert open with a 3 under par 69 SAND LOT BASEBALL: Baghdad Blues 6 Jaffa Jools 5 NEW BOOKS new at Book Nook The Sand Vipers by C. Dunes.........Camel Tales by Unknown.............. NEWS ITEMS Percy Plum, jewel thief and international charmer was see leaving sultans palace in Baghsdad city. He was carrying a small parcel. When police tried to stop him he jumped on a souped up came (jet fuel is suspected) and made a clean get away MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE 12 dozen jelly donuts are gone from the village bakery. A mysterious woman ? in a long purple cloak was seen leaving hurriedly on a flying carpet. Unfortunately witnesses failed to note the direction she took DEAR BLABBY Why can't I keep a boyfriend ? I try to treat them right, I share my jelly donute - one for them and four for me. So what is wrong? PERPLEXED PRINCESS Dear Perplexed; You have my sympathy but maybe you should give up jelly donuts. BLABBY DEAR BLABBY My husband percy is in a line of work I disapprove of. He also charms too many other women. I dont like that at all. How can I change him? PLUM DISGUSTED Dear Plum; Call the police, turn him in, collect the reward & live happily ever after. BLABBY |
| WANT ADS For Sale- usedcamel, air,rad htr, one owner. Cheap Help wanted -Ifrit to replace Irving who has opened law office in the city Wanted camel sitter-apply Camelot used camel dlr |
| NEWS FLASH Sands Bar & Grill located in the caves of the Tassel Inn is now serving Green Worm Salsa with Sword Chips and Jool Tea.....come in & enjoy being entertained by the "Golden Coin Group".....details for a whine contest will follow. Tassel Inn ~Budwinky |
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| The Yellow Pages: We now have 6 pages to the yellow pages, please click next button at bottom of each page. Lots of laughs to follow as it continues to grow. Thanks to all of you!!! |
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