chitchat

                MAYOR "QUIET ONE " MAKES DECLARATION
WELCOME ALL PLAYERS FROM "THE SANDS OF TIME." YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THE VILLAGE OF BAGHDAD, AN UNUSUAL PLACE CREATED BY THE IMAGINATIONS OF ALL OF US.
I AM DEEPLY HONORED TO BE ELECTED MAYOR AND I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE VILLAGE OF BAGHDAD OPEN FOR BUSINESS. " ENJOY YOUR STAY AND COME BACK OFTEN."

SANDS OF TIMES PLAYERS
Your newsletter is finally here. Anyone wanting to submit articles, information or suggestions for this page, please free to do so. New grandkids coming, weddings, anniversarys, want to own a specialty shop or business, add a slogan to your shop, run specials, add your email address to our directory and post birthday (NO YEAR) to the birthday bulletin:
Contact me at : [email protected]   or (click on gold button below)
People may choose not to publish email address or birthday for safety reasons & that's entirely up to you. I will try to add a new chit chat page every week. I want to thank everyone for your imaginations, suggestions and ideas in helping to get the village off the ground. This room is the BEST, great PEOPLE, good CONVERSATION, lots of LAUGHTER, FUN, SHARING & CARING and we have a special WARMTH in the Sands of Times that makes newbies feel right at home!! YOUR GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR ~ Lainie414
STAND UP AND TAKE A BOW!! SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO YANK FOR THE EXCELLENT IDEA OF CREATING A WEBPAGE FOR THE SANDS OF TIME , YANK YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB SETTING UP AND DESIGNING THE PICTURE GALLERY.   NICE TO SEE SO MANY SMILING FACES BEHIND THE NAMES.
THANKS AGAIN YANK ON A JOB WELL DONE!!
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LIMERICKS by   ROBERTA73099                                                                DEAR BABBY

   I'm riding a camel that's humpless            A camels a cantankerous animal                     I am desperate. I am
    out on a road that is bumpless                it's said that his brainpower is minimal            addicted to jelly donuts and
         on my way out of town                                 from the front end he spits                    have put on weight. Now my
         I don't wear a frown                                      from the rear end he chits                    boyfriend keeps kicking me
    because my backside is lumpless               that's why I like to ride in the midi mal           off his flying carpet. Please
                                                                                                                                                     help me!! . signed: Overweight Princess

BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES:       October 6   ~   Dudleybeme
"hope you both had a good day"        October 14 ~   Dumptrucklady

                                          JOKE OF THE WEEK     sent in by:   SJOAN567
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish" the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job ~~ a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof! " said the genie.
"You're a housewife."
ROC CRASH IN DESERT: Rocky Roc crashed in desert yesterday. Luckily his passenger had already gotten off. Experts have no explanations but Rocky says he thinks the bean and broccoli jet fuel was too potent.
PIE FIGHT IN VILLAGE BAKERY: Yesterday violence erupted in a local bakery when one of the patrons became upset over finding no jelly donuts. Pies & pastries were thrown in wild melee. No suspects were apprehended but police are looking for a chubby lady in a purple dress.
                                    ENEMA CINEMA COMING ATTRACTIONS
Mon ~ Weds       SNOWBITE     tale of a princess lost in woods and rescued by vampire dwarves
   Thurs ~ Fri         IF COOKS COULD KILL   cannibal cooks open restaurant
   Sat ~ Sun             APRIL IN BAGHDAD     musical story of dancers adventures in a harem

FARTIN FAMILY RESCUED: Four members of the Fartin Family, here on vacation from Bugtussel, were abandoned in the desert by a group of rental camels. The camels bolted when the Fartin Family alit and began looking at rocks. It is thot that the unusual noises, made when they bent over, scared the beast"