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MEMBER BIOGRAPHIES



These are our member biographies:

Greg


  • Name : Greg
  • Band Occupation : Bass guitar, backing vocals
  • Occupation : Delivering pizza
  • Age : 20
  • Talents : Twin Suplex Manouvers, and his signature move "The Sodomiser"
  • Quotes : "Yes April, you can drive my car", "I might leave my car unlocked", "I might just urinate here", "BUY OUR DEMO.... its good", "Operation Lager, Operation Lager, Operation Lager etc" and "Ive been electrocuted"
  • Hobbies : Loitering around Henny Penny till the early hours of the morning, Busting out phat ryhmes whilst chilling in the crib on the back of his flyride, Impersonating a rock star, vomiting in random places, getting insane rashes, unrinating next to TV's, commanding absolutely no respect from the female race.
  • Favourite pickup line : Are they your breasts or are you just keeping two really big round things warm for a friend?

Steve


  • Name : Steve
  • Band Occupation : Guitars
  • Occupation : Service Station attendent
  • Age : 20
  • Talents : Felatio
  • Best Quote : "Yes Alan, you can fix my guitar"
  • Hobbies : Being a petrol head, Destroying cars, having kinky S&M style sex with midgets, collecting and bottling his bodily fluids.
  • Favourite pickup line : I could open a Fishing shop there's so much tackle down there.

Alan


  • Name : Alan
  • Band Occupation : Drums
  • Occupation : Pervert
  • Age : 18
  • Talents : Masturbation
  • Best Quote : "Im so fucking fucked"
  • Hobbies : Vomiting behind cars, Vomiting in beds, Vomiting on people, Vomiting in sinks, passing out in train toilets, passing out on train seats, passing out on train station platforms, passing out on church pews, Drunken stalking, fighting drug dealers, Molestering his older brother.
  • Favourite pickup line : Look how big my right arm is..... and I don't even go to the gym.

Ben


  • Name : Ben
  • Band Occupation : Vocals, trumpet
  • Occupation : Drinking Beer, smoking cigaretes
  • Age : 19
  • Talents : None
  • Quotes : "Beer is vomit........spew you motherfucker!", "I don't care as long as we're getting drunk", "I swap you a beer for a cone"
  • Hobbies : Studying the mating rituals of Bosnian Squid Pandas, Using other people's phones to ring sex-lines, Attempting to sew a longneck bottle to his hand, Syncronising vomits with other people, Impersonating random things and recording it, attracting tourists.
  • Favourite pickup line : Hello ladies, I'm Will Smith the famous Hollywood actor....what? I am black.

Justin


  • Band Occupation: Saxaphone
  • Picture and detailes to be added soon.

Dave


  • Band Occupation: Trumpet
  • Picture and details to be added soon.

Dan


  • Band Occupation: Guitars
  • Picture and details to be added soon.


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