John Taylor & Nick Rhodes: Masters of The Universe

John Taylor and Nick Rhodes are the masters of the universe, don't even start arguing with me here, you know it as well as I do...as well as two of the most unbelievably good-looking men on the face of the earth.

Nick Rhodes is God, he controls every facet of the universe, at least in the world of delusion that I live in... He controls the vertical, the horizontal, the Icee machine at the K-Mart down the road... He also has the dubious distinction of being the most feminine man I've ever had the pleasure of being within ten feet of, he's also completely insane. Nick is not from the same planet as the rest of us puny mortals, he's from Arcadia, the land of the fairies, a wonderful place where the men wear more makeup than the women and everyone worships the mighty John Taylor.

John Taylor is the indisputable master of the universe. Not only is he the most stunningly handsome man ever born, he's also an amusingly dysfunctional freak. I mean that in the best way, honestly... He also has the wonderful, magical blonde fringe, admit it you loved it. 41 years old and still dying his hair multiple colours, you can't get much cooler than that. Not to mention he seems to be perpetually twenty-odd years old which has me perplexed but drooling uncontrollably... John too is from the land of the fairies. He wears pleated school-girl skirts and lip gloss for God's sake! He's like Britney Spears only 41, British, talented and male... If that doesn't make him more than qualified to be master of the universe I don't know what would...

Why John And Nick Are The Masters of The Universe

- John's magical blonde fringe
- Nick's ever-perfect makeup
- John's so amusingly screwed up
- Nick's such a diva
- So is John
- "So let's talk about flowers and gardens and laughing velociraptors" - Nick
- "There was no sex before I was born" - John
- Nick's purple hair, at 34!
- Juicy Couture
- Arcadia
- John's name is Nigel :::trying not to laugh:::
- Nick plays Galaga
- Alcoholic drug-addicts are funny (no really...)
- Nick's pink cowboy hat

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