March 27th - 28th, 2004
I had a great weekend! There is a little human boy that likes to play with me and I have to admit he's pretty cute for a human. I do enjoy climbing up his arm and shoulder, then sitting upon his head while he squirms and cries in fear. MWaaaaH.
March 29, 2004
My human, Sher, gave me a great bath and I felt endearing to her, so I snuggled up under her chin for about 40 minutes. I figured she probably needed some attention and I'm not heartless, so I snuggled her to let her know that I care. Human's are so easy!
April 2, 2004
I've had a wonderful couple of days filling my belly with greens and crickets. However, I've got something on my mind I want to talk about and that is Salmonella. Now for some of you humanoids out there its not a fish! Salmonella exists out there in the world; you can get it from eggs and poultry and some humans say even me, a Bearded Dragon. So this is my solution to this problem. WASH your hands before you touch me! (Squeezes his eyes shut as he shivers) I don't want human germs on me. I think it would be a good idea if you washed your hands after you touch me too, and for young children wash your hands before you touch your mouth. I think if we all remember to just get in the habit of washing our hands we could avoid getting a lot of germs that affect us all. So enough said on that subject.
(Grins to himself) Boy, did I surprise Sher this morning. She came to turn my lights on and I heard her gasp deeply. You see I'm shedding the skin off of my tail right now and its in big, huge chucks of flakey skin. To me its looks very normal, but I love it when I surprise my human with things like this. It may look a little freaky to her, buy hey, its no skin off of my back. LOL I know, I know cheesy joke.
April 7, 2004
Ok, Humanoids we have something serious to talk about (Crickets). It is extremely important to make sure after I'm done eating that you remove any crickets remaining in my home. You see, when I go to sleep they FEED on me. I can't begin to tell you how annoying that is. I can't get any sleep and they keep me up. Tell you what, put some crickets in your bed at night and tell me how you sleep. After all, you'd give them plenty more to chew on that I ever could
(Hee hee, Humans being cricket food, I could make a mint on that idea!). So, please remember to remove any remaing crickets.
April 11, 2004
Let's talk about living space. I need at least 3 feet of living space, and no that doesn't mean 3 feet high; I can't live in the air. So, when you are looking at cages remember aquariums are built for fish and I'm not a fish. Get a reptile cage that gives me more floor space to live in. I need to run around and be able to climb on logs and stuff so I need about 2 feet high for my climbing logs. A good example of a reptile cage is 36 X 18 X 16. You could also build one yourself (wink). To see what I'm talking about take a look at the webstie on my tips page.
April 14, 2004
Get out your wallets and purses cuz its time for food shopping. Here is a list of what I can eat so have fun shopping (wink). Alfalfa, Apple, Apricot, Asparagus, Basil, Beans, Green Beans, Lima Beans, Bell Pepper, Blackberries, Blueberries, Bok Choi, Butter worms, Cabbage, Green Cantaloupe, Celery, Cherries, Chicory, Cilantro, Collard Greens, Cranberries, Crickets, Cucumber, Dandelion Green, Endive, Escarole, Grapes, Hibiscus, Honeydew, Kale, Kiwi, Romaine Lettuce, Mango, Mealworm, Mustard Greens, Nasturtiums, Okra, Papaya, Parsnip, Peach, Pear, Pineapple, Pinky Mouse, Plum, Radicchio, Radish, Raspberries, Rosemary, Silkworm, Squash, Strawberries, Super worms, Turnip Greens, Watermelon, Wax Worms, Zophobas Worms.
Yes the way to my heart is through my stomach! Yummy, Yummy! |
