Dragonball Z... The Musical!
Act II
All lyrics by Charlotte May, set to tunes by artists FAR more talented than she.  :-)
Can't remember or don't know the tunes?  No problem!  For your convenience, I have included links to the MIDI files that correspond with the lyrics above each graphic. Here's what to do:

RIGHT CLICK on the link.  Select OPEN LINK IN NEW WINDOW.  Then you just keep that new window open and bring this page back to the front.  Not too hard, I hope!
The Saiyans, having realized they're no match for either the androids or the new threat of Cell, decide to train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber in father-son teams, leaving Piccolo to fight Cell alone...
Piccolo's Dead
(Parody of Our Lady Peace's "Superman's Dead")

Performed by Gohan
I'm so worried that I'm not tough
I know I'm going to break
Dad says I mustn't help
But I think he's half-baked
I shouldn't drop the plan, I know it's not a game
But if I don't help, Cell will kill my friend today
Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo
Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo

Chorus:
Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone
I'm thinking
Why............. Dad, Piccolo's dead
Why............. Dad hit me on my head
Why............. Dad, we'll just train instead
I........................... worry if I'll ever see Pi-hi-co-ho-lo-ho a-ha-gain

I'm so tired of sitting here
We've been here all day
Cell's rampaging below
While we just wait to train
I know that that's your plan, but I think your plan's lame
Cause if I don't help, Cell will kill more friends today
(chorus)
Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo
Tune
(repeat this  line 3x more)
Why-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee yeah-ha, ha-ha why-ee-eye-ee-eye-hi ha-ha
Why-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee yeah-ha, ha-ha why-ee-eye-ee-eye-hi ha
Shouldn't Piccolo have really known
(repeat this  line 2x more)
Tha-hat Cell would kill him today?
Shouldn't Piccolo have really known
(repeat this  line 2x more)
Tha-hat Cell would kill him today?
Shouldn't Picco- Picco- Picco- Picco- Piccolo
(repeat this  line 2x more)
Known that Cell would kill him today
Known that Cell would kill him... today
Vegeta, giving in to his weakness--pride--lets Cell absorb Android 18 and become complete...
Smells Like an Android
(Parody of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Performed by Krillin
I've always been a
Little bald guy
With no nose and
Six dots by my eyes
I'm kinda weak
And easily scared
I might be brave if I had some hair
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee, help me
          
(repeat this line 2x more)
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee

Chorus:
Frieza killed me, back on Namek
Each time I fight I break my neck
Maron dumped me for this guy Beck
Each time I fight I break my neck
I can't fight no
Ginyu force no
Saiyan wacko
Mr. PoPo
Yeah!

I have been wished back to life
More times than Goku's seen his wife
I should just quit or maybe retire
Or get a job as Cueball-for-Hire
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee, help me
             
(repeat this line 2x more)
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee
(chorus, followed by instrumental verse)
I fell in love
With Number 18
She isn't real but she's pretty keen
But to my love she'll always be blind
Cell absorbed her, so never mind
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee, help me
              
(repeat this line 2x more)
Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee
(chorus)
I'm a loser
Tune
(repeat this  line 7x more)
Why'd I lose her?
Trunks stands by and watches Cell mop the floor with Vegeta...
Blown Away
(Parody of The Offspring's "Gone Away")

Performed by Trunks
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Tune
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I thought in another time, I would save you here
Fathers should love sons but you don't like me, it's so unfair

Chorus:
And you won't, and you won't stop until your dying-day
And you won't, yeah you won't stop being an asshole
Until you're blown away

Hide that I'm stronger than you; show that I still care
Even though you let Cell absorb 18, you even hurt me
I blast at the sky and call out your name
If I could change you, I would
And you won't, and you won't stop until your dying-day
And it stinks, yeah it stinks how you'll be an asshole
Until you're blown away, blown away, blown away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ooh, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, blown away
You're an asshole!  Whoa!  Yeah-ha-ha-ha yeah-ha-ha-asshole whoo
I blast at the sky and call out your name
If I could change you, I would
(chorus) blown away, blown away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ooh, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, blown away
Yeah-ooh, yeah-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, blown away
For some reason, Windows Media Player cuts this tune off after 1:28--I don't know why, because the whole song is actually there.  I recommend using another MIDI player, if possible. (It sounds better in Quicktime anyway.)
Proceed... to the final act!
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