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So, your sick of being pushed around, bullied, laughed at,
told that your a retard, a moron or even a silly. It's about time you put your
foot down and show these people who you really are (oh u stupid moron I'm trying
to say that your secretly a scarie... you really are all of the above.)
This guide shall show you every single detail you need to know to be a extreme
scary.
What Is a Scarie?
A scarie is the term used to refer to a person of whom people are scared of,
these people are often bullies. They are very strong and could kill any one they
wont with their muscles or cosmic powers! Examples of scaries are- Jesso, Jimbo
from the Simpson's, all the murders in scary movies and Ercle... what ever
happened to Ercle?
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''So how do I become A True
Scarie?
Becoming a Scary is a synch, the first step, is to be cool... refer to being
cool for sillies.
Being Scarie takes practice, take you hand and make it into a fist ( shut all
your fingers into centre of hand and burry thumb beneath them) grind teeth and
make a growling sound and shake fist in air. This is referred as The
Scarie Look by scaries. To make the Scarie look
easier to make try hitting your hand with a hammer.
Scaries are always make sure people they know they are Scarie. Tell everyone you
know that you are very Scarie, and tell them that you would get them if they
weren't your friend - this creates fear (fear = Scarie my goodness your
pathetic)
Don't be afraid do show off your show off your huge muscles... if people know
you have the muscles they know you must have the strength! If you don't have any
natural muscles don't stress as it is easy to make your own fake muscles, all
you need to do is get some tissues and shove them up your shirt arms, just be
sure not to stand near any open flames, as odd as it seems some people get
rather confused when they see someone's muscles flaming.
Start rumours about yourself and how you are so Scarie... everyone believe
rumours!!
Good luck with your scariness.... and when your finally Scarie... stay the hell
away from me....
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