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Being cool doesn't always come naturally well it does to a certain few of us
like Jenna, Ali and I. Here is an easy to follow guide on how to be cool, or
cooler than you already are. Lets start with the basics..
What is cool?
Everyone is given a status on the social food chain there is high status at the
top of the chain and further down the chain is lower status -
losers, smelly people. Cool is a status inwhich is at the top of the chain. Yet
being cool is not only a way of describing popularity in social situations, it
is the manner in which a person behaves. A cool person is generally quite calm
in stressful situations. A cool person is quite often one of a kind, and not
like others, this does not mean they are an outcast but more of an idle for
those of whom don't have as much coolness. Being cool is a fine art.
One of the main ways to be cool is to do it in your strive and act natural about
it, try to refrain from going over board.
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Shut up and give me the
cool pills!
Being cool doesn't happen over night. It's take 3 days or so depending on how
tough your social audience is BUT IT WILL HAPPEN.
So what do I do to turn cool?
To turn cool start with the little things. A cool person is afraid of talking to
themself in the mirror... so don't start by looking in the mirror and saying I
THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN (but if your one of those freaks who talk to themself
and yell at the people on the news, and can't resist talking to yourself stop
reading this now and bloody go to a hospital or something you freak). Wear
a cap backwards, that makes everyone look cool.
Don't be afraid to remind people of your coolness, many cool people do remind
their followers that they are cool by saying 'I am cool' .
Work out why exactly your not already cool and change your ways into cool ones,
this may mean you have to give up playing handball in the quad.
Vocabulary is very important for coolness, and no that does not mean use big
words. You unusual words that are usually considered annoying but say them in a
non annoying way. For references for cooler vocabulary consult the cool
dictionary.
Whatever you do don't copy a cool person directly it can be obvious and they
will hate you if they notice and they may wont to throw vegetables at you, if
you are going to copy a person make sure the person is actually cool...
(so people who don't play handball in the quad [James and Phillip obviously are
exceptions])
Make sure you don't take advice from any websites on how to be cool because
quite often they are untrue.
It is Ok to be 'too cool for school*' ( *Line Copyright © 2002 to Jenna All
rights reserved.) But you can not say it out of school because not going to
school is uncool.
The Cool Gene
The Cool Gene Has Been Recently discovered by scientists in Jessoville
University. Basically what they discovered after studying The social chain for
several years, those people gifted with coolness actually have a special gene
that is known as 'The Cool Gene''
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Note-
if the DNA modification surgery by rare occasion goes wrong Being Cool For
Sillies can not be held liable for your own screw up in the operation, because basically
this operation has been performed on many smelly uncool people ands after the
operation they may have had pipe cleaners hanging out of there face and they was
a lot of blood everywhere it has been said they feel a lot more cooler than they
where before the operation.
Can't get pipe cleaners for your DNA? click
here.
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Dedicated
to Jenna and her coolness
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No
animals where harmed in the making of this page. Jesso Foy
© 2002 The Jesso Company™ All rights reserved.
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