A TRUE MILITARY SPOUSE IS SOMEONE WHO . . .
* Can put eight rooms of furniture into a 5-room apartment.
* Has 20 pairs of drapes and none of them fit the living room window.
* Can emerge sane from a motel room after spending two weeks over Christmas with four kids who all have the chicken pox.
* Can in one week's time, stuff a household of furniture, four kids, two dogs, a cat, three hamsters, two birds, and six suitcases into a station wagon, drive all the way across the U.S. and still greet their mate with a smile.
* Doesn't even blink when they get to England and find out their household goods are in Japan.
* Raises all their children in different states, or countries.
* Pulls out their Dependent ID card when they go to K-Mart.
* Finds something faintly wrong when they see the same doctor at the hospital twice in a row.
* Can actually get everything they need to feed their whole family for one week from the commissary in one trip.
* Knows where and what Thule, Greenland is . . . and fears it!
