Bill Murray and Gilda Radner
Santa........Bill Murray
Little Girl....Gilda Radner


Little Girl: M-Mr. Santa, for christmas could I please have a bizzy brandem Mystery Action
Vaccuum Cleaner doll?

Santa: No honey. sorry.

L.G.:Could I have, um, a battery operated dog family?
S: Nooo...

L.G.: Flexy the pocket monkey?

S: No you may not have "Flexy the Pocket Monkey".

L.G.: Mr Santa, um, could I have a ready ranger mobile filled-

S: No, I'd have to go to Corvis to get that. Forget it. What else?

L.G.:Could I get just a little tiny nerf ball?

S: No! No nerf ball!

L.G.: Could I get the cat (?) filed hockey game?

S: Oh the cat field hockey game?

L.G.: Yeah.

S: Well...no. HA! what else?

L.G.: Fluffy.

S: Fluffy. Fluffy, you want a fluffy? No! the answer is no. You can't have it. Ha! You want a trap door? Oh!

L.G.: Ahh!! Mr. Santa!!

S: Thats one of Santas little tricks.

L.G.: No! Mr. Santa!!

S: Price you pay, I have to give you the trap door...

L.G.: Mr. Snata...Mr. Santa, Barbie was gonna go to Malibu..

S: Are you sure about Malibu?

L.G.: She needs a tan!

S: Ok like Im tan from the sun?

L.G.: Yeah.

S: Yeah? Well my name is Santa from Trap Door Wisconsin, oh! There you go on the floor again! C'mon up! The old trap door bit baby. The old this one in the book.

L.G.:: Mr Santa-

S:You fell for it.

L.G.: can I get a-

S: Ha!

L.G.: Can I get a sad, sad pearl doll?

S: Oh a sad, sad pearl doll...isnt that precious. No.....ha! What else dont you want? Or want to have but ya cant have?
                                                           
Continued....




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