| What doesnt the little girl want..or wants but she cant have? |
| Little girl: Mr. Santa, for christmas I was hoping I would get some play-doh. Santa: Play-do? Is that what you want kitten? Play-doh? L.G.: I want enough to build my parents a house in the country? S: Enough to build your parents a house in the country? L.G. softly: Yes I do. S: Well, I'll tell you what...since that is alot of play-doh, I'll just say no. Ha! L.G.: Oh no, Mr. Sanata could I- S: No! you got it? L.G.: Mr. Santa, please, I want- S: (undistinguishable line) L.G.:Mr. Santa I- S: Santas getting riled L.G.: I need to kiss- S: Dont bother Santa, he gets ugly. L.G.: Mr. Santa, I would like to get a magic slate. S: A magic slate? L.G.: Yes. S: Ohhhh, so you can do a little magic with it? L.G.: So you can draw on it. S: So you draw on it and then erase it, right? L.G.: Right. S: So theres nothing left. I'll tell you what. We'll eliminate (once again his voice gets to low to understand) L.G.: Would you let me- S: What else would you open before, brainless brat? L.G.: I want, I want to get the art masterpieces. S: Stick in your ear, no art masterpieces for you! L.G. worried: I wont be getting that? S: No, dont bother lookin in the stocking 'cause it aint gonna be there. L.G.: But Mr. Santa, what about a set of pens? S: Well, thats alrite..(cant understabnd again) L.G.: It only doesnt cost very much... S: Yes it does. I can even get em free lots of times. (?) L.G.: Well, could I... S: you want Pez? L.G.: Yeah. S: you cant have it! Ha! I love this. Your not egttin it. that's wacky old Santa at it again! Ha! L.G.: Dont go to Marcum's Department store, the Santa is a fraud. S: A fraud? Huh!.....is a little more like it. Thankyou. Haa... |