| Alice's Page |
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| Congratulations! You are merry visitor number... |
| Ha! Welcome to my website. Whatever I write here will make me sound like a prat. It is almost totally content-free. Enjoy literally seconds of fun as you navigate round all fascinating pages. |
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| Click on me to get back to this page! Remember that! Do you think I'm just dancing to piss you off? |
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| BE SURE TO VISIT: Peter the piece-of-grass's deep knowledge Cheesy the fortune telling cheese plant And many other foliage friends coming soon for you to enjoy... |
| Last updated: 29th September 2003 |
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| Look, I'm really struggling for content here. I'm hitting rock bottom with "Guess the part 1A lecturer". Please e-mail with suggestions! |
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| ...although most of this impressive figure is just me checking the page to see if it's working. Alas. |
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