| Fun Quotes and Facts |
| "Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast." - Compton Mackenzie "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" - Mae West - The U.S. Postal Service assures its customers that they will not get fat licking stamps. There is no more than 1/10 of a calorie's worth of glue in one stamp. - In the U.S. in 1976: 1 lb. of potato chips cost 200 times more than a lb. of potatoes. - What is called a French kiss in America and England, is known as an English kiss in France. - False teeth are often radioactive. - The amount of play money printed each year for use in the game Monopoly totals more than the amount of real currency issued annually by the U.S. government. - It costs more to buy a new car today in the U,S. than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World. - The Library of Congress has 327 miles of bookshelves. - Human eyes are so sensitive that on a clear night when there is no moon, a person sitting on a mountain peak can see a match being struck 50 miles away. - It takes 17 muscles to smile, 43 to frown. - A raisin dropped in a high glass of champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top. - The original name for butterfly was really flutterby. - Almost half the pigs in the world are kept by farmers in China. |
| WARNING: New Email Virus There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter WORK via email or are faced with any WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an email to your boss (or teacher) with the words, "This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better not be here when I get back." Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in paper document form, simply life the document and drag the WORK to your trash can. Thank you and have a nice day. |