...heard a good JOKE lately?
TEN things that you say at the office that sound
dirty, but aren't:
1.I need you to whip it out by 5:00.
2.Mind if I use your laptop?
3.If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
4.Put it in my box before I leave.
5.I want it on my desk NOW!
6.Hmmm. . . . I think it's out of fluid.
7.My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
8.It's an entry-level position.
9.When do you think you'll be getting off today?
10.It's not fair. . . I do all the work while he just sits back!