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Mark Twain:
"The report of my death was an exaggeration." (New York Journal 1897)
Albert Einstein:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Dale Carnegie:
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
Anonymous:
"Skill is sucessfully walking the tightrope over Niagara Falls.  Intelligence is not trying."
Lily Tomlin:
"Man invented language to satisty his deep need to complain."
Jane Wagner:
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.  Now I see that I should have been more specific."
Franklin P. Jones:
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
David Friedman:
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
Yoda:
"Fear is the path to the dark side.  Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering...I sense much fear in you."
Albert Einstein:
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour.  Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.  That's relativity."
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