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I update my IM profile pretty much every day, but this page won't be updated as often thanks to the stupidity of yahoo page builder...it seems that they don't think I need to be able to copy and paste into yahoo page builder from another program, so I have to type everything out....and I'm lazy : ). |
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Homer Simpson: |
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' ." |
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Rita Mae Brown: |
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." |
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Edgar Bergen: |
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"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" |
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Jerry Seinfield: |
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"A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was the third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give the eulogy." |
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Dennis Miller: |
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"A good rule of thumb is, if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error." |
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Gene Perret: |
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"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed at you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home." |
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