| Quotes from the new year : ) |
| Hmm...people are already saying quotable things.. |
| "A as in apple...D as in dog...R as in apple..." -Jeanine "If I had breasts, it'd be different." - Justin Chang "No I'm not! She's wearing clothes!" - Quinn "I'm not nine...I'm not cool anymore." - Jeanine "Mommy, I just got chucked by a skinny boy." - Lisa "I wonder what the freshmen think when they hear 'Liiiiccceee!'" -Alice "I broke my G-string. I need a new one...it's not tight enough!" -UCBS "Stop being sick, you fruit." - Brad (to himself) "I don't know! I guess I'm just a cold, cruel, insensitive woman! And I'm a man!" - Sarah (commenting on her gender test and datableness results) "Jeanine? She's never dressed up when I see her!" - UCBS "I feel like...you're the pope." - Jeanine (to me) "He's ruined all my preconceptions of man! Look at him! He looks emaciated! He's like a woman with a butt chin!" - Sepideh (referring to the REAL picture of Aragorn...the actor Viggo Mortensen) "I only want the body!" -Jeanine "Larissa's just a cover up!" -Justin Chang "It sounds like a battered women's shelter!" - Bonnie (referring to Yulam's apartment: the Hoover House) "Oh my God! I'm dating outside my major now!" -Karoline (who is a CS major...after witnessing Andrew's nerdiness<--CS major) "I'm gonna be a skanky ho tonight." -Jeanine "Jojo has a Jesus complex..." - Natasha (commenting on Jojo's usury of the mustard seed parable) "You haven't seen my baby have you?" (Jeanine) "When did you get pregnant?!" - UCBS "My brother's turning 21...on his birthday." - Andrew "Where are all the men!?" - Andrew "Do you realize how close that was to my crotch?" - Adrian "Quick! Put it in your pants! And I'll put it in mine too!" - Andrew to Adrian "I'm making my ministry to hot girls... What's wrong with hot girls? They need God too!" - Jason Lau "It's more than a date...(lowers voice...)...it's an orgy!!" -Jeanine "What?! It's only 11 of them!" -Jeanine (immediately after) "Stop crapping on me! It's really annoying!" -Andrew to Ashlyn "Oh, please turn me into an Asian!" -Emili "Brandon, we can't have sex anymore...that really turns me off...." -Andrew "If a guy's gonna look good in a tank top, then he's gonna look just as good without it!" -Emili "Gay or not gay...I'll take 'em all!" - Karoline "He's really shallow..." - Adrian (in reference to Pat Ku) "When you die, can we cremate you and put your ashes in a barbecue and have a big celebration?" - Garrett Cho |