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| Kewl Quotes |
| Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein (Albert Einstein said this?!?) |
| Assassins! -Arturo Toscanini to his orchestra (This sounds like something someone would say to our band huh? hehe...) |
| I'll moider da bum. -Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, his thoughts on William Shakespeare (I dunno...I just thought this sounded funny since the dude doesn't sound too educated) |
| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde |
| Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -Samuel Parker (I had to put this on the front of my "quotes" page!) |
| There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -George Bernard Shaw (Sound like me?) |
| There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. -Siegfried Hulzer (Yeah!! This place rules! No more stupid multiple choice exams from Taylor!) |
| There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, president, chairman, and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 (Right...) |
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| 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates in 1981 (hahahahahahaha.....) |
| We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962 (again, right........some ppl were on crack...) |
| We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. -Jason Kidd upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks (360 degrees?) |
| God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. -Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair (Robin Williams...that dude is so cool) |
| (and my little comments...) |
| "Live for today, dream of tomorrow, and learn from yesterday." |
| These are some quotes that I were considering for my senior quote last year... |
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| "Life sucks and then you die." -Jane Lane |
| "What I am is God's gift to me and what I become is my gift to God." |
| "If it's really true that you learn from your mistakes, then I'm getting a heck of an education." -Joe Moore |
| "I often wondered if practice makes perfect...but no one is perfect so why bother practicing to get better?" |
| "You know what? Chicken butt!" |