(ok NOW i have an intro for yaz, MINE)
Back in the "Bar",
The lights dim and a funky green glow, pulsating with red, comes over the barroom crowds and the Grimm Tron flashes to life. "I Wanna Be Sedated " by Offspring begins to blare from the PA system...
Pesti steps out onto the ramp, only to be greeted with absolute silence...
Cut to the Announce table,
Good lord listen to that ruckus for the underdog Pestilence... They are gonna tear the ROOF off of this place...What? Are you losing Your MIND man, its quiet as a church on sunday here...Out in the Crowd,
Suddenly from the back about ten people start to chant...
Pesti stops on the ramp and looks out into the crowd. His jaw drops as he sees that a few of his.. "Friends" from the CRF have joined him here at the BRB. Triple C, Mystikal, RockyRhoades, Batman, Tyger Strike, and a Couple others have put aside their differences to cheer on their much.. HATED.. fed brother.
Pesti continues down to the ring, the crowds never picked up on the chant, and rolls into the ring he looks down at Bagel, and up at Demonic, then has a seat on the mat in the corner farthest from them both...
These three men will be battling it out to make it to the SECOND round of the .. Bar Room Brawl. This match is set for a thirty minute time limit. First man to make a pin WINS. No DQ! No Countout! No RULEZ!
Back at the Announcers table,
Chip and Dale have now been joined by Britney. Grimm has excused himself for a moment.
Looks like we are almost set to go here Chip.Jeez that song is getting on my NERVES Dale... I mean it.. I think that the Techs have gotten it stuck on a loop or something... Oh... Yeah.. its the Flash.. Nevermind... Just TURN off the sound...What the hell are you talking about Chip?? Say hello to Miss Spears Chip. Go on.. Ill stay here and call the match...Chip stands and walks over to where Miss Spears is sitting. He reaches her and begins to speak...
Suddenly her Bodyguard pops up, grabs Chip by the neck and bodily throws him through a nearby table.
Looks like Chip wont be here to help me any tonight... So... Well.. Ahh looks like we are ready to begin here comes out GUEST referee.. Wait up.. WHO is our guest referee?Dale begins rustling through some papers as Grimm sits back down...
So where is Chip?
Oh he decided to speak to Miss Spears... By the Way .. who is our Guest ref.. i dont think i have seen him before...
You know we ARE live here...Back in the Ring,
Pesti, Demonic, and Bagel are all standing around the ring, shooting one another seriously pissy faces, and awaiting the Guest Referee to enter the ring.
Coming down the ramp is a man clad in a dark robe, hood up, with a slow precise gait. You can see his Referee shirt in the folds of the flowing robe. The man stops at ringside, looks up at the men and slowly removes his hood revealing...
The lights in the arena suddenly drop,
WHat the hell? Grimm didnt you pay the POWER bill this month???
Damnit.. This isnt MY fault. Where is my phone..There is an explosion of Pryo from the stage and "The Bum Bum Song" blares from the PA and the lights come back up to reveal Tom Greene standing at ringside, wearing referee stripes...
He jumps up onto the ring and slowly steps inside...
Ok boys, THis is how we do it. You BEAT each other, im gonna stand over there and watch. If you want me.. yell.. LOUD.. ill be staring at Britney.Tom walks over to the turnbuckle and gets comfortable looking DOWN on Britney...
What the hell is he doing? Isnt he the REF?
I dunno, i guess the match is on...
Demonic walks over to Tom, taps him on the shoulder...
Tell them to ring the bell you moron...Tom waves toward the bell keeper...
DONG!!!!
Demonic walks back over to the two men...
Ok, now how is this gonna go down? I gotta hair appointment in Twenty Minutes...Pesti and Bagel look at one another for a moment, and then they BOTH clothesline the big man down...
Looks like YOU are gonna be going DOWN first man...Pesti kicks the man in the ribs for good measure then spins around to see Bagel about to pop him in the kidneys, or WAS gonna pop him in the kidneys now that well placed blow is recieved in his...
Down at the Annoucers table,
Good lord, thats gonna leave a mark on Pesti... Grimm what do you think so far?
Grimm looks on the match for a moment then begins to speak...
Well, Dale, I believe this match is going to be tough on all these men. They all have...
Grimm is interupted by Dale who is scrambling away from the table. Grimm hops up just in time to miss Pestilence crashing through the announce table...
That was quick, Ahhh..
Grimm jumps back yet again as Demonic comes flying off the top ropes and lands a perfect moonsault onto the already prone Pesti.
Wow, this match is getting good.. Already two tables down and.. OOPH..Dale has just been taken down by Chip, who is recovered from his table ordeal and is now choking the life out of Dale.
Demonic drags himself to his feet, grabs Pesti by the hair and throws him into the ring. Bagel, who is now speaking to Tom Greene, is completely oblivious to the fact that Demonic and Pesti, who is out like a light, have returned to the ring. Demonic slowly walks over, and interupts a disgusting conversation...
Yeah, its pretty cool to have a mouse in your mouth.. its not that bad of a taste really...But how did you keep it from biting youuuuu...
Demonic grabs him by the head and drags him back into the center of the ring, and preformes a reverse DDT on to the suprised man...
Demonic now stands over the two unconsious men(would you be knocked cold if you were suprised like that) and does his best "King Kong" imitation in the middle of the ring. He then grabs Pesti and Bagel by their feet, piling them one on top of the other and climbs the turnbuckle...
Suddenly out of no where a hockey puck come sailing out of the CRF seating area and cold cocks Demonic in the jaw...
Cut to the CRF seats,
Triple C is putting up his fold out hockey stick and talking to Mystikal...
And THAT is how you hook one RIGHT where you want it... I hope that fool wakes up soon...
Mystikal just nods his agreement...
Back at the ring,
Demonic is now sitting on the turnbuckle, laid over with his feet hung. Bagel is slowly getting to his feet, as is Pesti...
What the HELL happened to him..Hahaha.. I know what happened...Pesti bends down and picks up the hockey puck...
Outside HELP... Damn that Trips is GONNA have to teach me how to play HOCKEY someday...Pesti and Bagel both walk over to Demonic and lift him from the turnbuckle, throwing him out onto the floor at Britney Spears feet...