We now return to the Brawl, Back at the Announcers Table, Look at that Pestilence go, he has some STRANGE moves for a muscle slammer...You got that right Grimm, that boy must have been training for this match...Look at him speaking to Mrs. Spears... Chip suddenly stands up and yells... Watch out for the Bodyguard!!! Grimm looks up at Chip and misses Pestilence being chokeslammed ontop of the still prone Demonic. Chip sits back down. I tried to warn him... That little sucker is QUICK! Whats this? Bagel is once again speaking to Tom... Back in the Ring, Hey TOM? TOM? You ignoring me? I hate to be ignored man...Bagel reaches up and grabs Tom by his head, spins him around and preforms a beautiful implant DDT. Tom lies flat on the mat as Bagel rolls out of the ring and grabs Pesti up by his tights and heaves him unto the ring. He then proceeds to grab Demonic, who grabs back, and flips him over onto top of Britney and her bodyguard. NO!! Not TWO celebrities in five MINUTES!! NO!!! The LAWSUITS!! Chill Grimm, CHILL... ITs gonna be ok.. Its not like ANYONE ever gets hurt during these things...Demonic slowly gets to his feet and leans against the ring. Bagel rolls off of Britney and tries to stand only to slip and fall back down on her impressive busom, which he bounces off of and smacks his head on the floor. Suddenly from the crowd a tall man in a trenchcoat leaps the rail and grabs the bleeding Britney Spears, throwing her over his shoulder and taking off up the ramp. What the HELL? A kidnapping... HERE? Nooo... Who was he? Did anyone see??? I have NO idea man but who ever he is, hes a LUCKY man. What with having an unconsious Britney .. Spears... HEY WAIT UP!! ILL HELP!!! Chip leaps from his chair, over the broken table and takes off up the entrance ramp after the mysterious man. Leaving Grimm, the LONE announcer... Ahhh HELL, this is falling apart. Might as well finish out the match... Wait WHERE are the contestants? WHERE did they GO?? Awwww man.. Lets cut to a commercial while we FIND the damn slammers...Grimm stands up, assured he is OFF air for the moment and walks around the ring. He sees Demonic lying in a pool of his own blood and half shoved underneath the ring. Grimm kneels down adn checks his pulse, its strong, so he leaves him there and walks up the ramp into the back... The crowds are going hysterical until the BRB-Tron flashes back to life showing the Cafeteria in the back. Pesti and Bagel are sitting at a table laughing and having coffee... Damn this match is beginning to take its toll.. Good thing we slipped off while Grimm was occupied...Yeah did you see his FACE when that guy grabbed Britney? That was WORTH the price of admission i bet... Hey did you happen to SEE who got her? We didnt...I think i seen him but i dont believe it.. It was Antispawn, Ya know he has this HUGE thing for her...As Pesty is about to answer, Grimm storms into the caf and begins berating the two men... What the HELL are you doing? HUH? We have PAYING customers out there.. and you are DRINKING COFFEE!!! Grimm smacks the table spilling both cups of coffee... Get back out there before I call this a NO contest... GO.. Pesti and Bagel stand and begin to walk back to the front.. Pesti can be heard saying as he exits the room... Damn, who pished in his wheaties...A few moments later in the "Bar",
Pestilence and Bagel have just thrown Demonic to the floor at Britney Spears feet. Pesti climbs the turnbuckle, waves to his CRF boys, and proceeds to do a front moonsault onto the unmoving Demonic.
Chip has choked Dale out, Paramedics have arrived at ringside to take him away. Grimm remains at the table, sipping his drink and continues to call the match. Chip sits down and slips on his headset...
Bagel is speaking to Tom Greene again, Tom is completely lost staring at Britney though...
Pesti and Bagel step out onto the ramp and the crowds begin to chant...
The two men walk down to the ring, pick up the still unconsious and bleeding Demonic and make their way into the ring. Bagel begins to smack Demonic, but to no avail. He is out of it.
Pesti walks over to Tom, props him up in the corner and smacks him a few times...
Come on dude, wake up before Pesti wakes ya up...Eh? Ahh... NO mom.. I dont wanna go to school today.. Please cant i stay home and play Cslam...Pesti smacks him once...
Wake up Biznitch... Before I really hit ya...Tom suddenly sits up right and stares at the three men in the ring...
Is it over? did i miss something? Ahh my head...No its not over man, just keep alert shouldnt be much longer.. dont pass out on us no more... Tom nods his head in agreement as Pesti turns to meet a punch to the gut from Bagel.
Outside the ring, A new table has been set up during the break and Grimm sits down, alone. He pulls a small flask from his pocket and pours a bit into his cup.
Are we back yet? Oh ok... Welcome back to the Bar Room Brawl folks. This has been ONE exciting even, I tell you. We have had LOTS of action, and a LOT of interference. Even the announcers have been in on the action.Grimm takes a LARGE drink of his cup and refills it...
Looks like FINALLY we can see some REAL wrestling here tonight, Demonic is laid out in the corner, bleeding from what looks like a DENT in his forehead. Pesti is on the recieving end of ALOT of punishment from the smaller Bagelguy. He is sending Pesti reeling with lefts and rights.. Ohh HUGE comeback by Pesti with a rake to the eyes... he puts Bagel in a Bear Hug.. But cant get his arms around the man... Bagel with the break.. and a kick right to the jimmies... Ohh thats gonna leave Pesti a mark to remember him by...Back in the Ring,
Pesti drops to his knees before Bagel, who plants his elbow in the downed mans forehead. Pesti still remains upright, and gets up to one knee. Bagel runs into the ropes. Pesti gets up and slingshots him into the turnbuckle. Bagel is laid up in the corner and Pesti shakes his bald head, letting the sweat fly.
Bagel gets some of his sense back and turns around just in time to catch the foot of Pestilence before it hits his head. Pesti comes back with a beautiful enziguri kick, knocking Bagel back into the ropes again.
WOW, this is a strange match for Pestilence, ACTUAL wrestling moves are being applied. Ohh, Pesti setting Bagel up for a hurricanranna from the top rope...Pesti has Bagel all set up but took too long, Bagel pulls a move from his bag of tricks and.... BOOM... Big powerbomb to Pesti...
Ohh thats gotta be it.. Bagel goes for the cover... Where's Tom? OH damn...
Tom has left the ring and is schmoozing with a very well endowed lady at ringside...
Yeah... Havent you heard.. Big nose.. Big...The woman blushes as Tom is ripped away from her by a very IRATE Bagelguy. Bagel slaps him once and bodily THROWS him back into the ring. Bagel climbs up and meets Pestilence's fist right has he comes through the ropes, sending him BACK to the outside.
YES!! Action!! WE have ACTION!!! .... Ok.. Pesti is climbing the ropes for one of his FAMOUS STUPID mistakes... He leaps... OH MY GOD!! He landed BUTT first on Bagels chest... That had to have broken a few ribs... Ohhhh the AGONY!
Pesti is sitting on Bagels chest still, raining blows to his face and forehead. Pesti stands up, grabs Bagel and tries to move him...
Whats this? He is trying to get him back into the ring... but no.. Bagel is too much weight for him... Whats this... Pesti is reaching under the ring... Ahhh Not the CHAIR... ANYTHING BUT A CHAIR...PEsti has pulled a chair from under the ring and opens it... Placing it over the body of Bagel...
Hey... Bagel... Bagel... Wake up man... Its not over yet... Im NOT gonna pin you out here.. THis is gonna happen in the RING dude... Pesti looks up into the ring and sees that Demonic is gone...
Oh shizzz.. This isnt Good...
Pesti turns around and...