My Life
By Enigma
Disclaimer:  Characters and situations related to BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, the WB, and others. No copyright infringement is intended or implied. Anyway, you could tear out my fingernails with needle-nose pliers, and I still wouldn't tell you where Enigma was, so threaten all you'd like.

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Three and a half years of demon fighting and now I have one living with me!  What is up with that!  I started helping Buffy fight the things that go bump in the night over 3 years ago.  Now Spike is living with me and I have a relationship with Anay, the former man cursing demon.  You know they type, you have a bad breakup with a girl friend and then bad things start happening, especially to you.  Well, that�s Anya for ya.  Anya before she lost her powers that is.  And Spike, why am I letting Spike live with me.  He�s the whole reason Anya is in Sunnydale anyway. 

Will and I would have stopped the secret smooches soon and anyhow, that night we thought we were goners.  Locked in the burned out factory by Spike, the only thing keeping us alive was the fact that he wanted Will to do a love spell to win Dru back for him.  By the way, thank god she didn�t get to do that spell.  Last time someone in this town did a love spell all the girls, save one, turned into raving sex starved loonies, even Will and Buffy.   Anyway, Oz and Cordy found us locked down there in the basement doing the lip lock dance and well � Cordy ran up the stairs and fell though onto a big metal poll.  No permanent damage.  Oz and Will broke up for awhile but I guess they patched things up cause by Christmas they seemed to be back together.   Since my relationship with Cordy ended up so bad Anya showed up in town to grant her wish.  Never knew what she wished for but somehow Anya lost here powers and now we are dating. 

Talk about a strange love life.  Cordy is the only fully human girl I have ever gone out with.  In my defense I didn�t know the others were not fully human until later.  And soon as I knew I ended it then and there.  That might have had something to do with the fact that they were usually trying to kill me or my friends about then.  Buffy tends to pulverize them about then.

Speaking of the Buffster.  Haven�t seen much of her recently.  Her and Willow have gone off to the big bad UC Sunnydale, all of a 5 miles away.  They are busy getting all the knowledge and living together.  With me not going we don�t hangout much any more.  I miss them.  Buffy seems to be doing all the evil battling on her own and doesn�t have much use for the rest of us.  Sure we got together to figure out what happened with Giles but then she took off with Riley and �The Initiative� and they did all the fun stuff.  Heard they got to pummel Ethan.  I would so like to pummel him.  Wonder what is up with those guys.  What I ask is the point of turning Spike into a fangless freak?  Well not fangless but since he can�t use them he might as well be.   Oh yea, that�s what lead to him living with me in my wonderful basement abode with no lock on the door. 

Does mom even wonder why I have a strange guy living with me? 

Spike showed up at Giles apartment on Thanksgiving looking like a starving rat saying he had information about the commando guys (�The Initiative�).  After battling the sprits of some not so nice Native American dudes and having a nice dinner, oh, and Buffy�s side trip to LA we finally got some information out of him.  Not much compared to what we know now cause of Buffy dating Riley and all, but at that time anything was a help.  Oh funny story, well not really funny cause it was rather gross.  Willow accidentally put a spell on Buffy and Spike and they got engaged.  And here I thought her and Angel having smooches was gross.   As soon as Will ended the spell they called off the engagement.  Thank god, I wish I had been the one who had gone blind though that ordeal instead of being a demon magnet.  Oh yea, how Spike ended up with me.  Well Giles�s orgasm friend was coming over from England and he wanted a little bit of privacy.  I got Spike. 

Not much else going on.  We stopped the hellmouth from being opened a few weeks ago.  Other than that Willow has been off in her own little world.  Haven�t seen much of her.  We had a 5 sec talk about Oz back in the fall, must not have been much help cause, no Oz.  Haven�t talked to her much since then.  Buffy is diving head long into �The Initiative�.  Seems to think with them she doesn�t need us.  Wish she learned more about them before telling them everything.  Guess that love thing is messing up her head again.  Hate to see her make the same mistakes she made with Angel. 

Whether or not they realize it I am always here for my girls.  Ready to fight the good fight, or just be a shoulder to cry on, or talk to or � anything.  I�m here for my girls, I just wish there we here for me to be here for them.


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