That. Rocked.
Okay, so it's something that I won't take my little sister to see until she's, say, 40, no matter HOW much she loves Elijah Wood, but I have to say that was an awesome movie.
It was JUST LIKE reading a comic book. Black and white with splashes of color here and there (a la Schindler's List), fantastic-looking characters, and a pace that made my head swim when I wasn't going, "eww." Yes, "eww." I don't like a lot of blood and guts, okay? The stuff in this movie was animated so it wasn't as bad, but it was still gross. That and some of the descriptions of the characters' activities. Elijah Wood played a cannibal, for crying out loud. A bespectacled, kung fu, ass-kicking cannibal, but a cannibal nonetheless. Oh, and Clive Owen can kiss me ANYtime. He appeals to the bad-boy side of a girl. Not usually my type, but I'll make an exception this time. He's no Josh Groban, but he's pretty damn hot all the same.
The whole movie was astounding to watch. Not just the characters, though the costumes and the acting were great, but the whole look of the movie was gorgeous. None of the cars could burn unleaded gasoline. For you guys, most of the women were stick-thin and wearing little, if any, clothes. For the ladies, most of the men were tall, dark, handsome, and dangerous (I bet Bruce Willis feels pretty good about the fact that he scored a leading man role where he gets to make out with a hot chick barely old enough to remember Moonlighting). The black-and-white combined with the seemingly constant wind and rain created a stark, chilling world with a dash of romance.
There are several storylines that weave through the movie, but they are all intertwined and play to your primal side. The antiheroes do things that are just as terrible as the villains', but you echo sentiments last heard from the Six Merry Murderesses. |