Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-Albert Einstein
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
-Unknown
If you're going through hell, keep going.
-Sir Winston Churchill
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
-Erin Majors
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
-Arnold Glasow
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
-Jay Leno
"If your Parents never had children, chances are you won't either!"
-I Can't recall the Name
If I see an old lady slip & fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, & she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny- compliments of Katie
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent- Eleanor Rossevelt
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not selfish, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves. Love never fails- The one... the only..... the bible
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
--Rhonda Hansome
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day? -- another one... compliments of Katie
Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.
--Logan Pearsall Smith
No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through tears.
--Unknown
"It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and a lifetime to forget them." -Unknown
"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible."- E.T. Lawerance
"I think I'd like a person who could make me feel amazing with just a smile or a hug. Someone who could like me for me. A person who would be there for me, and not just for themselves...It's too bad I haven't met anyone like that yet..." - i have no idea who said this.... i got it from a friend's profile .... *thanks jen*
so much for cavity protection-->
<-- *she bang she bang* wow william hung rocks